Joke of the Day

[Lost User]

string Damocles;

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

[PIEBALDconsult]

throw new Pitch()

catch ( Fly ball )

[Bergholt Stuttley Johnson]

class joke : CSS-Puns[^] , oldjoke { public joke() {} }

You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

[Silvabolt]

int eresting;

[HobbyProggy]

public bool party;

if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

[Matt U]

byte me;

djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.

[Lost User]

long johns;

[enhzflep]

double Ds; std::vector<string> pearls; :-\

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

[gardnerp]

throw up;

[Sander Rossel]

ulong forBetterJokes;

My blog[^]

public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}

[SockPuppeteer]

GOTO Jail

.\\axxx

[Agent__007]

:thumbsup: That's much more funnier than the joke! :laugh:

Your time will come, if you let it be right.

[Daniel Pfeffer]

float theBismark; // sequel

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[Nagy Vilmos]

double gin;

veni bibi saltavi

[OriginalGriff]

Point taken;

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[RUs123]

In high school my schoolmate wrote this on a test, when we were studying pointers.

free (willy);