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    Logan Apple
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    float titanic;

    It's all better now. :laugh:

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    • L Logan Apple

      float titanic;

      It's all better now. :laugh:

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      OriginalGriff
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      #2

      double points; :thumbsup:

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        double points; :thumbsup:

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Lost User
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        string Damocles;

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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        • L Logan Apple

          float titanic;

          It's all better now. :laugh:

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          #4

          throw new Pitch()

          catch ( Fly ball )

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          • L Logan Apple

            float titanic;

            It's all better now. :laugh:

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            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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            #5

            class joke : CSS-Puns[^] , oldjoke { public joke() {} }

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            • L Logan Apple

              float titanic;

              It's all better now. :laugh:

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              Silvabolt
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              #6

              int eresting;

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              • L Logan Apple

                float titanic;

                It's all better now. :laugh:

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                HobbyProggy
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                public bool party;

                if(this.signature != "") { MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature); } else { MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found"); }

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                • L Logan Apple

                  float titanic;

                  It's all better now. :laugh:

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                  Matt U
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                  #8

                  byte me;

                  djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.

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                  • L Logan Apple

                    float titanic;

                    It's all better now. :laugh:

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                    Lost User
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                    #9

                    long johns;

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                    • L Logan Apple

                      float titanic;

                      It's all better now. :laugh:

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                      enhzflep
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                      double Ds; std::vector<string> pearls; :-\

                      "When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

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                      • L Logan Apple

                        float titanic;

                        It's all better now. :laugh:

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                        gardnerp
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                        #11

                        throw up;

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                        • L Logan Apple

                          float titanic;

                          It's all better now. :laugh:

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                          Sander Rossel
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                          #12

                          ulong forBetterJokes;

                          My blog[^]

                          public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
                          {
                          public void DoWork()
                          {
                          throw new NotSupportedException();
                          }
                          }

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                          • L Logan Apple

                            float titanic;

                            It's all better now. :laugh:

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                            SockPuppeteer
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                            GOTO Jail

                            .\\axxx

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                              byte me;

                              djj55: Nice but may have a permission problem Pete O'Hanlon: He has my permission to run it.

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                              Agent__007
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                              :thumbsup: That's much more funnier than the joke! :laugh:

                              Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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                                float titanic;

                                It's all better now. :laugh:

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                                Daniel Pfeffer
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                                float theBismark; // sequel

                                If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  double points; :thumbsup:

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  Nagy Vilmos
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                                  double gin;

                                  veni bibi saltavi

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                                    double gin;

                                    veni bibi saltavi

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    #17

                                    Point taken;

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                    • L Logan Apple

                                      float titanic;

                                      It's all better now. :laugh:

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                                      RUs123
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                                      In high school my schoolmate wrote this on a test, when we were studying pointers.

                                      free (willy);

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