MQOTD

[RUs123]

You are a tiny grasshopper.

[Lost User]

Chuck Norris - The Beginning

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

[Mark_Wallace]

Beauty Tips with Jocelyn Wildenstein[^]

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[V 0]

HTTP Error 404.0 - Not Found :-D it works X|

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[Nagy Vilmos]

B'tardo! That would have been mine.:mad:

veni bibi saltavi

[Nagy Vilmos]

The Life and Times of Madame Tussauds

veni bibi saltavi

[OriginalGriff]

Well...you unemployed layabouts need to get up earlier! :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[OriginalGriff]

:omg: I really, really, wish I'd stopped when the link gave me 404 - probably out of disgust at what I was asking it for - and hadn't tried Google. X| She paid people to do that? :wtf:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Nagy Vilmos]

Earlier? How? I'm up at 5:40, make breakfast for Mrs Wife and I, then she's off at 6:20. Coffee, get the creature from the black lagoon [neo-teenager] up and take her to school, come back and take little angel [Lucifer was an angel...] to school, home and coffee. Today I also had an extended conversation with the greengrocer, vis-a-vis which peppers/paprikas he should stock for certain customers; i.e. me. To add to that, there was also two rashers left over from breakfast so I had to fry them up and have an extra butty. Now what have you done in the last 4 hours that didn't involve wellies and sheep?

veni bibi saltavi

[Mark_Wallace]

OriginalGriff wrote:

She paid people to do that?

Reputedly four million dollars. On the bright side, it's better than wasting money feeding starving kids, isn't it?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[den2k88]

KILLER BEES!

Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

[OriginalGriff]

Opened my birthday presents! :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Mark_Wallace]

The sudden influx of five people from CP must have overloaded their server.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[OriginalGriff]

"There are some things that money just cannot buy, like manners, morals and intelligence." - Anon

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Nagy Vilmos]

Is it? My eldest brother was 50 yesterday. He didn't say anything about the walking stick I gave him. I even put a bow on it! :laugh:

veni bibi saltavi

[Nagy Vilmos]

--- also --- I said not involving sheep or wellies!

veni bibi saltavi

[OriginalGriff]

I got a box of choccies, two and half whole cow hides (tanned), and an internet upgrade to fibre (which was installed a few weeks ago). No sheep, no wellies. But I will be eating Snake And Pygmy Pie for supper tonight, made with Lamb kidneys if that helps restore your view of the universe. ;)

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Prasad R V]

Karate Kid 1

[V 0]

it is

V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

[Johnny J]

Daniel: All right, so what are the rules here? Miyagi Prasad R V: Don't know. First time you, first time me.

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time