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  • M Mark_Wallace

    Beauty Tips with Jocelyn Wildenstein[^]

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    OriginalGriff
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    :omg: I really, really, wish I'd stopped when the link gave me 404 - probably out of disgust at what I was asking it for - and hadn't tried Google. X| She paid people to do that? :wtf:

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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      Well...you unemployed layabouts need to get up earlier! :laugh:

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      Earlier? How? I'm up at 5:40, make breakfast for Mrs Wife and I, then she's off at 6:20. Coffee, get the creature from the black lagoon [neo-teenager] up and take her to school, come back and take little angel [Lucifer was an angel...] to school, home and coffee. Today I also had an extended conversation with the greengrocer, vis-a-vis which peppers/paprikas he should stock for certain customers; i.e. me. To add to that, there was also two rashers left over from breakfast so I had to fry them up and have an extra butty. Now what have you done in the last 4 hours that didn't involve wellies and sheep?

      veni bibi saltavi

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        :omg: I really, really, wish I'd stopped when the link gave me 404 - probably out of disgust at what I was asking it for - and hadn't tried Google. X| She paid people to do that? :wtf:

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Mark_Wallace
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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        She paid people to do that?

        Reputedly four million dollars. On the bright side, it's better than wasting money feeding starving kids, isn't it?

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Movie Quote Of The Day

          Wax on, wax off

          Which movie?

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          den2k88
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          KILLER BEES!

          Geek code v 3.12 GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Earlier? How? I'm up at 5:40, make breakfast for Mrs Wife and I, then she's off at 6:20. Coffee, get the creature from the black lagoon [neo-teenager] up and take her to school, come back and take little angel [Lucifer was an angel...] to school, home and coffee. Today I also had an extended conversation with the greengrocer, vis-a-vis which peppers/paprikas he should stock for certain customers; i.e. me. To add to that, there was also two rashers left over from breakfast so I had to fry them up and have an extra butty. Now what have you done in the last 4 hours that didn't involve wellies and sheep?

            veni bibi saltavi

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            OriginalGriff
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            Opened my birthday presents! :laugh:

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              HTTP Error 404.0 - Not Found :-D it works X|

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              Mark_Wallace
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              The sudden influx of five people from CP must have overloaded their server.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                OriginalGriff wrote:

                She paid people to do that?

                Reputedly four million dollars. On the bright side, it's better than wasting money feeding starving kids, isn't it?

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                OriginalGriff
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                "There are some things that money just cannot buy, like manners, morals and intelligence." - Anon

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  Opened my birthday presents! :laugh:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Is it? My eldest brother was 50 yesterday. He didn't say anything about the walking stick I gave him. I even put a bow on it! :laugh:

                  veni bibi saltavi

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Opened my birthday presents! :laugh:

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    #23

                    --- also --- I said not involving sheep or wellies!

                    veni bibi saltavi

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      --- also --- I said not involving sheep or wellies!

                      veni bibi saltavi

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      I got a box of choccies, two and half whole cow hides (tanned), and an internet upgrade to fibre (which was installed a few weeks ago). No sheep, no wellies. But I will be eating Snake And Pygmy Pie for supper tonight, made with Lamb kidneys if that helps restore your view of the universe. ;)

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        Movie Quote Of The Day

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                        Which movie?

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                        Prasad R V
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                        Karate Kid 1

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                          Karate Kid 1

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                          it is

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                            it is

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                            Johnny J
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                            Daniel: All right, so what are the rules here? Miyagi Prasad R V: Don't know. First time you, first time me.

                            Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                            Me, all the time

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                              Movie Quote Of The Day

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                              KaushalJB
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                              Jerk Off !!

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                                Movie Quote Of The Day

                                Wax on, wax off

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                                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                How To Tame His Dragon.

                                Web - BM - RSS - Math - LinkedIn

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                                  LabVIEWstuff
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                                  Goodfellas

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                                    Clark Kent123
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                                    Such a great movie! The soundtrack had some good songs associated to this movie.

                                    "Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul." -Douglas MacArthur

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                                      it is

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                                      Mark_Wallace
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                                      V. wrote:

                                      it is_... NOT!_

                                      There was no movie named "Karate Kid 1". I'd send him straight to the bottom of the class! With no supper!

                                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        "There are some things that money just cannot buy, like manners, morals and intelligence." - Anon

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        Clever guy, that Anon fella. I quote him frequently.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          kayaker57
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                                          The Karate Kid

                                          Kayaker "No good deed goes unpunished."

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