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  • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

    You ask a 19-year old musician what kind of music he plays, and he responds, "Nothing you would like." :sigh:

    The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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    PIEBALDconsult
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    The bagpipe alone should have been a hint. :rolleyes:

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      Maybe it was your pointy ears and serious face and not how old you look? :-\

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      Lost User
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      He is an Elf?

      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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      • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

        You ask a 19-year old musician what kind of music he plays, and he responds, "Nothing you would like." :sigh:

        The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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        Mark_Wallace
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        It's even worse when you realise he's right.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

          You ask a 19-year old musician what kind of music he plays, and he responds, "Nothing you would like." :sigh:

          The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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          Abhinav S
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          Did he repeat his question? For all you know he may have asked you "Would you like to hear VanDyke?" Hearing can get affected at an old age you know.

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          • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

            You ask a 19-year old musician what kind of music he plays, and he responds, "Nothing you would like." :sigh:

            The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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            Madhava Verma Dantuluri
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            still coding on the native C libraries.

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            • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

              You ask a 19-year old musician what kind of music he plays, and he responds, "Nothing you would like." :sigh:

              The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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              Agent__007
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              Richard Andrew x64 wrote:

              "Nothing you would like."

              Are you sure he didn't say 'Nothing you would hear'? ;P

              Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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              • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

                You ask a 19-year old musician what kind of music he plays, and he responds, "Nothing you would like." :sigh:

                The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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                Amarnath S
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                ... when an attractive young lady you come across, somewhere in the city center, stops by and addresses you as "Excuse me, Uncle" *. * Happened to me about 6-7 years ago. By that count, I'm too old now.

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                • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

                  You ask a 19-year old musician what kind of music he plays, and he responds, "Nothing you would like." :sigh:

                  The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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                  Mladen Jankovic
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                  Richard Andrew x64 wrote:

                  Nothing you would like

                  Is it so bad?

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                  • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

                    You ask a 19-year old musician what kind of music he plays, and he responds, "Nothing you would like." :sigh:

                    The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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                    Sander Rossel
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                    That doesn't make you old, it makes him an a-hole :) Ultimately there's only one person who can decide if you like a certain style of music and that's you. I've been at the biggest metal festival in Europe and I've witnessed an 80+ or so grandpa in leather jacket walking the festival terrain with his walking rack :laugh: The 19-year old musician could've had a new fan and instead of posting about being old you could be posting about his fantastic music right now, which potentially could've make him even more fans :) Or perhaps he knew he sucked :laugh:

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                    • A Amarnath S

                      ... when an attractive young lady you come across, somewhere in the city center, stops by and addresses you as "Excuse me, Uncle" *. * Happened to me about 6-7 years ago. By that count, I'm too old now.

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                      Daniel Pfeffer
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                      That's nothing. About 6 years ago, I got on the bus and a woman soldier gave up her seat for me!* * I was only 44 at the time, but I must have looked terrible that day.

                      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                        still coding on the native C libraries.

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                        den2k88
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                        I do and prefer them over the STL (I also use VS6, which is not very compatible with STL. Not my choice.) as I know their reliability or lack of so and their working and logic. They are simple and allow me to easily use their features without having to modify much in my code.

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                          That's nothing. About 6 years ago, I got on the bus and a woman soldier gave up her seat for me!* * I was only 44 at the time, but I must have looked terrible that day.

                          If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                          den2k88
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                          Or you looked so fine that she tried to hit on you :-D

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                            Or you looked so fine that she tried to hit on you :-D

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                            Daniel Pfeffer
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                            :) My vanity would like to believe that, but honesty and integrity force me to say otherwise. :sigh:

                            If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                              That's nothing. About 6 years ago, I got on the bus and a woman soldier gave up her seat for me!* * I was only 44 at the time, but I must have looked terrible that day.

                              If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                              Amarnath S
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                              I was also 43-44 then. Now, nearing 50.

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                              • L Lost User

                                He is an Elf?

                                The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                Extraterrestrial life form? he's not Bob you know

                                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                • Richard Andrew x64R Richard Andrew x64

                                  You ask a 19-year old musician what kind of music he plays, and he responds, "Nothing you would like." :sigh:

                                  The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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                                  Lost User
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                                  Richard Andrew x64 wrote:

                                  "Nothing you would like."

                                  Quick response, "You're that bad eh?".

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                                  • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                    Extraterrestrial life form? he's not Bob you know

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                    Lost User
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                                    No, a pointy eared tree hugger, usually with a bow and arrows.

                                    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                                      No, a pointy eared tree hugger, usually with a bow and arrows.

                                      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                      aha a green party MP, I understand

                                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                      • A Amarnath S

                                        ... when an attractive young lady you come across, somewhere in the city center, stops by and addresses you as "Excuse me, Uncle" *. * Happened to me about 6-7 years ago. By that count, I'm too old now.

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                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                        either that or her mother recognised you

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                          either that or her mother recognised you

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                          Amarnath S
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                                          No, she was alone :-)

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