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  • R Rage

    I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Anonymous
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    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
    Winston Churchill, 1944
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    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    Me, all the time

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      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
      Anonymous
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      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
      Winston Churchill, 1944
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      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
      Me, all the time

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      Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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      • R Rage

        I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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        :laugh: Good one! :thumbsup:

        Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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        • D den2k88

          Do you also have screen cleaning products? It happens I need one after reading that :-D

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          Jarek Kruza
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          What a coincidence... I was just asked by some girl to advertise Super Screen Wipers...

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          • R Rage

            I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

            Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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            Well, she said she was a 21 year old girl...[^] :~

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              No comment.

              Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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              • R Rage

                I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                JimmyRopes
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                Rage wrote:

                I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet.

                Sounds like a fair exchange. :-D

                Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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                  Rage wrote:

                  I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet.

                  Sounds like a fair exchange. :-D

                  Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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                  That is not what she said. :rolleyes:

                  Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                  • R Rage

                    That is not what she said. :rolleyes:

                    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                    Okay live TV works for me. :-D

                    Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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                    • R Rage

                      No comment.

                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                      Unable to load the requested message's content.

                      Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Well, she said she was a 21 year old girl...[^] :~

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        You should warn that it can't be unseen... X|

                        -- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

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                        • R Rage

                          That is not what she said. :rolleyes:

                          Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          she didn't say it was with her

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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