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  • R Rage

    I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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    Agent__007
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    :laugh: Good one! :thumbsup:

    Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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      Do you also have screen cleaning products? It happens I need one after reading that :-D

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      What a coincidence... I was just asked by some girl to advertise Super Screen Wipers...

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      • R Rage

        I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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        Well, she said she was a 21 year old girl...[^] :~

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          Your time will come, if you let it be right.

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          No comment.

          Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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          • R Rage

            I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ajox, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

            Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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            Rage wrote:

            I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet.

            Sounds like a fair exchange. :-D

            Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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              Rage wrote:

              I was offered sex today, with a 21 year old girl. In exchange for that, I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on internet.

              Sounds like a fair exchange. :-D

              Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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              Rage
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              That is not what she said. :rolleyes:

              Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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              • R Rage

                That is not what she said. :rolleyes:

                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                Okay live TV works for me. :-D

                Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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                • R Rage

                  No comment.

                  Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                  Unable to load the requested message's content.

                  Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Well, she said she was a 21 year old girl...[^] :~

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    You should warn that it can't be unseen... X|

                    -- "My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."

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                    • R Rage

                      That is not what she said. :rolleyes:

                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                      she didn't say it was with her

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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