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  • J Jorgen Andersson

    What's the P standing for? :~

    Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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    Corporal Agarn
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    Wash your brain out! :laugh: P for possibly. Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.

    Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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      Wash your brain out! :laugh: P for possibly. Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.

      Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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      Jorgen Andersson
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      Corporal Agarn wrote:

      Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by

      Only if you don't lean back in your chair and loudly says: Yeah!

      Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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      • R racketeer

        Average length[^] OK, let's get this over with as quickly and painlessly as possible. Take a small ruler from the stationery cupboard and form an orderly queue along one side of the corridor then we can all get back to work.

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        Slacker007
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        Shirley, you can't be serious?

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          Shirley, you can't be serious?

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          racketeer
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          Don't call me surely

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          • C Corporal Agarn

            Wash your brain out! :laugh: P for possibly. Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.

            Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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            racketeer
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            Sorry, mate. It was posted from my vantage point in the corner. There's nothing overtly sexual in the article and I thought that if it escaped the aggressive intentions of our local content police, it would be safe for anyone. It's not that long since we had to seek special dispensation to gain access to technical blogs.

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              Sorry, mate. It was posted from my vantage point in the corner. There's nothing overtly sexual in the article and I thought that if it escaped the aggressive intentions of our local content police, it would be safe for anyone. It's not that long since we had to seek special dispensation to gain access to technical blogs.

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              Corporal Agarn
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              Not a problem. Just a quick X and problem solved. I will read the article at home tonight.

              Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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              • J Jorgen Andersson

                What's the P standing for? :~

                Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                Rage
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                Penis ?

                Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                • C Corporal Agarn

                  Wash your brain out! :laugh: P for possibly. Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.

                  Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                  JimmyRopes
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                  Corporal Agarn wrote:

                  Bringing up a large headline about penis size can be rather embarrassing when the boss walks by.

                  Depends on his penis size or her preference. :~

                  Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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                  • S Simon_Whale

                    who cares, it will more than likely get you into trouble one day e.g. when she says I'm pregnant

                    Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                    Lost User
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                    Why should she think you are pregnant?

                    The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                    This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                    "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                      Why should she think you are pregnant?

                      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                      Simon_Whale
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                      Well if I'm pregnant then I'm rich :laugh:

                      Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                        Well if I'm pregnant then I'm rich :laugh:

                        Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                        or your parents have lied to you for a long time

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                          or your parents have lied to you for a long time

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                          Simon_Whale
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                          :laugh:

                          Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                          • S Simon_Whale

                            Well if I'm pregnant then I'm rich :laugh:

                            Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                            Not if your round belly only makes you look pregnant. That's what the medicine men call a beer pregnancy. :-)

                            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                            This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                            "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada."

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                            • J Jorgen Andersson

                              What's the P standing for? :~

                              Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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                              HobbyProggy
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                              Don't you know? A is for apple, B is for balloons...., P is for *****,

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                              • R racketeer

                                Average length[^] OK, let's get this over with as quickly and painlessly as possible. Take a small ruler from the stationery cupboard and form an orderly queue along one side of the corridor then we can all get back to work.

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                                Eric Goedhart
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                                You might also be interested in [this^] :-D

                                With friendly greetings,:) Eric Goedhart

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                                  You might also be interested in [this^] :-D

                                  With friendly greetings,:) Eric Goedhart

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                                  racketeer
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                                  Wait, this is getting complicated now. Suppose I went for one of those but then needed a whole body transplant[^]? I can just imagine 10 years down the line getting calls saying 'Have you been sold a surgical procedure? Do you know you may be eligible for compensation if you lost more weight than you were bargaining for'

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                                    Wait, this is getting complicated now. Suppose I went for one of those but then needed a whole body transplant[^]? I can just imagine 10 years down the line getting calls saying 'Have you been sold a surgical procedure? Do you know you may be eligible for compensation if you lost more weight than you were bargaining for'

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                                    dandy72
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                                    racketeer wrote:

                                    Wait, this is getting complicated now. Suppose I went for one of those but then needed a whole body transplant

                                    Ok, now I see why they call it a "whole body transplant" instead of a "head" transplant...

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                                      racketeer wrote:

                                      Wait, this is getting complicated now. Suppose I went for one of those but then needed a whole body transplant

                                      Ok, now I see why they call it a "whole body transplant" instead of a "head" transplant...

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                                      racketeer
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                                      Yes, it was first described as a head transplant but really the idea is that the person stays in the head and the body is swapped. It all sounds fairly straight forward.

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                                      • R racketeer

                                        Yes, it was first described as a head transplant but really the idea is that the person stays in the head and the body is swapped. It all sounds fairly straight forward.

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                                        dandy72
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                                        Yeah, I got that...my response was a poorly-executed "big head" vs "little head" word play.

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                                          Yeah, I got that...my response was a poorly-executed "big head" vs "little head" word play.

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                                          racketeer
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                                          Oh, no. It's too late in the day for me to pick up on that :(

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