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Just seen what The Beeb is replacing Top Gear with

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  • S Simon_Whale

    Are you telling me Postman pat is not real? :((

    Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    of course he's real but he mistreats Jess something chronic

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    • L Lost User

      So at least Tom & Jerry are real.

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      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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      not sure, they are merkins and I am not sure anything is real over there

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      • realJSOPR realJSOP

        I like Top Gear (but the American version SUCKED). Has it really been cancelled? Someone was fired/suspended? Who? What for?

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        I'm scared as now I have a mental picture of JSOP coming through Heathrow airport carrying a bag of guns and hand grenades.

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        • L Lost User

          So at least Tom & Jerry are real.

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          Mark_Wallace
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          They went through so many stunt cats...

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Don't make excuses for nasty people. You can't put a flower in an a-hole and call it a vase. :-D

            veni bibi saltavi

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            Of course you can't call it a vase. It's a flower; how could you call it a vase?

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              Of course you can't call it a vase. It's a flower; how could you call it a vase?

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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              it's not vase its vase, I don't know the standard of language on here is getting worse

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                A repeat of a "join the red arrows" reality thing[^] That should get the audience share TG did! :doh:

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                Mark_Wallace
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                There must be a thousand people who could take Clarkson's place, and even do a better job of it. Acting the pillock isn't rocket surgery.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • M Mycroft Holmes

                  I think there is a clone of it called Fifth Gear. It is still all about the cars, still quite enjoyable. I will watch that for the motoring, Top Gear is for the comedy.

                  Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                  one is a niche program and the other is the most successful factual program in the world, syndicated to over 50 different countries would seem that the comedy wins

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    Of course you can't call it a vase. It's a flower; how could you call it a vase?

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    I think he was talking out of his vase.

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                    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                      its beginning to look like you are in the minority

                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      Keith Barrow
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                      In the minority? Yes. Does this mean he is wrong though?

                      KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

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                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                        top gear was about "cars" and bombed, the beeb cancelled it and the presenters moved to channel five and started Fithgear, and look at the world wide coverage that gets. people don't want 20 minutes on the latest family saloon, they will either look up the spec and reviews online if they are in the market for one or shock horror go test drive one themselves people like to see cars that most will never own driven like we would like, and this combined with the batter you used to get in the pub makes for entertainment but the hand wringing gardinista hate that and if we have to put up with those muppets Milliband and Brand then give me Clarkson anyday

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                        top gear was about "cars" and bombed,

                        It ran from 1977 (featuring Angela Rippon none-the-less) to 2001. But yes, after a mere 14 years it bombed.

                        KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

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                        • K Keith Barrow

                          In the minority? Yes. Does this mean he is wrong though?

                          KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          no, but does it mean he was right?

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                          • K Keith Barrow

                            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson wrote:

                            top gear was about "cars" and bombed,

                            It ran from 1977 (featuring Angela Rippon none-the-less) to 2001. But yes, after a mere 14 years it bombed.

                            KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

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                            Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                            problem was it was still using the 77 format in 2001 and that's not what the public wanted

                            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                            • M Mark_Wallace

                              There must be a thousand people who could take Clarkson's place, and even do a better job of it. Acting the pillock isn't rocket surgery.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              Richard Deeming
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                              This guy[^] gets my vote. :-D NB: NSFW/NKSS language lurks behind that link. Caveat emptor.


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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                I like Top Gear (but the American version SUCKED). Has it really been cancelled? Someone was fired/suspended? Who? What for?

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013

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                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                Has it really been cancelled?

                                Yes. Or at least the next two episodes.

                                John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                Who? What for?

                                Clarkson, apparently for throwing a punch at a producer over "dinner arrangements"

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  Has it really been cancelled?

                                  Yes. Or at least the next two episodes.

                                  John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                  Who? What for?

                                  Clarkson, apparently for throwing a punch at a producer over "dinner arrangements"

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                  the more and more I read the more I think its that Danny bloke, who has had it in for Top gear, seemingly he has tried to can it previously and is rumoured to have been behind the lead of the un-broadcast footage

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                  • M Mark_Wallace

                                    There must be a thousand people who could take Clarkson's place, and even do a better job of it. Acting the pillock isn't rocket surgery.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    OriginalGriff
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                                    Clarkson is a pretty bright bloke, very creative, who acts the pillock very well, while knowing what he is doing. He is the driving force behind the program, writes most of it, and is responsible for the whole format - he re-invented it after the (frankly dull) Old Top Gear died a death. If the BBC is involved in selecting a replacement, it will be someone who has no sense of humour but a vast sense of his / her own self-importance. (And a solid eye on making at least as much money as Clarkson did)

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Clarkson is a pretty bright bloke, very creative, who acts the pillock very well, while knowing what he is doing. He is the driving force behind the program, writes most of it, and is responsible for the whole format - he re-invented it after the (frankly dull) Old Top Gear died a death. If the BBC is involved in selecting a replacement, it will be someone who has no sense of humour but a vast sense of his / her own self-importance. (And a solid eye on making at least as much money as Clarkson did)

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                                      Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                      Actually Chris Evans seems to be the prime candidate

                                      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                        Actually Chris Evans seems to be the prime candidate

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                        OriginalGriff
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                                        So...someone who has no sense of humour but a vast sense of his / her own self-importance then. :laugh:

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          So...someone who has no sense of humour but a vast sense of his / her own self-importance then. :laugh:

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                                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                          probably has better left wing credentials

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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