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  • G Gittum

    some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!

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    JimmyRopes
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    Member 9441074 wrote:

    some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!

    Don't care. :doh:

    Once you lose your pride the rest is easy. In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs

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    • G Gittum

      some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!

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      phil o
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      Stop joking. Definitely.

      There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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      • G Gittum

        some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!

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        Agent__007
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        The real question though is, does any of your jokes make them laugh? :~

        You have just been Sharapova'd.

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        • G Gittum

          some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!

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          Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan
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          Before you start a serious discussion, edit your post, select the type "Joke" and save it.

          The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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            The real question though is, does any of your jokes make them laugh? :~

            You have just been Sharapova'd.

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            Gittum
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            well of course, sometimes it makes my audience laughing a lot!

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            • A Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

              Before you start a serious discussion, edit your post, select the type "Joke" and save it.

              The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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              Gittum
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              well, it's not a complete joke! seems funny but a real life question indeed!

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              • G Gittum

                well, it's not a complete joke! seems funny but a real life question indeed!

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                Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan
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                Finally, you have managed to hurt me. :(

                The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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                • G Gittum

                  some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  Your grammar hurts me. Stop using words.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • A Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

                    Finally, you have managed to hurt me. :(

                    The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

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                    Gittum
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                    Sorry dude!! may be it's an example of my jokes hurting ppl :-\

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                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      Your grammar hurts me. Stop using words.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Gittum
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                      tell me which of my grammars hurt you.. I wont mind really.. may be going to learn something :)

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                      • G Gittum

                        tell me which of my grammars hurt you.. I wont mind really.. may be going to learn something :)

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        How am I supposed to know if it's the maternal or paternal?

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • M Mark_Wallace

                          How am I supposed to know if it's the maternal or paternal?

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Gittum
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                          plays no roll! go Ahead!

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                            plays no roll! go Ahead!

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            Jeeze. Worst.Troll.Evah! And not in the "good" way; you're really bad at it.

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              Jeeze. Worst.Troll.Evah! And not in the "good" way; you're really bad at it.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              Gittum
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                              no way! I will go forward with the bad things if you dont teach me the good ones :mad:

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                                no way! I will go forward with the bad things if you dont teach me the good ones :mad:

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                Fine, fine. As you well know, or you wouldn't have asked, there are extensive tutorials on English grammar on my own site, here[^]. Go on, then. What's the next stage in your highly skilled troll attack?

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Fine, fine. As you well know, or you wouldn't have asked, there are extensive tutorials on English grammar on my own site, here[^]. Go on, then. What's the next stage in your highly skilled troll attack?

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Gittum
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                                  Stopped, have to work now!

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                                  • G Gittum

                                    Stopped, have to work now!

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    Of course you do.

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                      Stop joking. Definitely.

                                      There are two kinds of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Yes. Why joke when you can seriously insult people?

                                      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                                      • M Mark_Wallace

                                        Of course you do.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        Gittum
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                                        Ohh man, I can't concentrate!

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                                        • G Gittum

                                          some of my jokes hurt ppl and I understand it after telling the joke!!! what to do? stop joking? or dont care!!!

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                                          Keith Barrow
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                                          I doubt I'm the man you want to ask about better technique.

                                          KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

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