Better Joking techinque???

[Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan]

Finally, you have managed to hurt me. :(

The shit I complain about It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem ~! Firewall !~

[Mark_Wallace]

Your grammar hurts me. Stop using words.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Gittum]

Sorry dude!! may be it's an example of my jokes hurting ppl :-\

[Gittum]

tell me which of my grammars hurt you.. I wont mind really.. may be going to learn something :)

[Mark_Wallace]

How am I supposed to know if it's the maternal or paternal?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Gittum]

plays no roll! go Ahead!

[Mark_Wallace]

Jeeze. Worst.Troll.Evah! And not in the "good" way; you're really bad at it.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Gittum]

no way! I will go forward with the bad things if you dont teach me the good ones :mad:

[Mark_Wallace]

Fine, fine. As you well know, or you wouldn't have asked, there are extensive tutorials on English grammar on my own site, here[^]. Go on, then. What's the next stage in your highly skilled troll attack?

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Gittum]

Stopped, have to work now!

[Mark_Wallace]

Of course you do.

I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

[Lost User]

Yes. Why joke when you can seriously insult people?

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[Gittum]

Ohh man, I can't concentrate!

[Keith Barrow]

I doubt I'm the man you want to ask about better technique.

KeithBarrow.net[^] - It might not be very good, but at least it is free!

[Daniel Pfeffer]

[Bearing in mind that free advice is usually worth every penny you paid for it :)] The only advice I could give is: 1. Follow the rules (if any) of the venue (for example, The Lounge should be kid-sister safe) 2. Know your audience Having said that, in a group as large as Code Project you will always find someone who is offended by a joke, no matter how innocuous. If you wish to make jokes in such a forum, you also have to develop a thick(er) skin.

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

[Thanks7872]

i think people are right... :laugh:

Programmer : A machine that converts coffee into code !

[Gittum]

sometime quality of jokes makes ppl laugh! ;P

[Gittum]

a hard truth! but as said, I understand it after.. not before :(

[Manfred Rudolf Bihy]

If you need a role model, take Lenny Bruce. That guy really knew how to get people's goat. Cheers!

"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"

Ron White, Comedian

[dandy72]

Post your "jokes" on a site where it's not necessary to translate them into English...?