Logical Conclusion of the Day
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They are keeping you awake at nights? ;)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I've trained my pet flea to jump from one platform to another every time I ring a small bell. As a test, I tore off his hind legs and subsequently rang the bell several times. My flea never jumped. Conclusion: Fleas hear with their hind legs.
Tearing off the hind legs of a flea changes the pitch of a bell nearby which makes the flea hear it different or not at all (follow up research necessary).
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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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They are keeping you awake at nights? ;)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
No, they're making him eat too much and avoid exercise.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Tearing off the hind legs of a flea changes the pitch of a bell nearby which makes the flea hear it different or not at all (follow up research necessary).
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Sander Rossel wrote:
(follow up research straitjacket necessary)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sander Rossel wrote:
(follow up research straitjacket necessary)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Well I'm not the one who goes tearing off legs of little innocent fleas!
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Well I'm not the one who goes tearing off legs of little innocent fleas!
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Well I'm not the one who goes tearing off legs of little innocent fleas!
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Yeah, that guy gets prison over several charges of dis-flea-guration, not a fancy jacket.
Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment...
In the worst way that could be possible!–Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).
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Yeah, that guy gets prison over several charges of dis-flea-guration, not a fancy jacket.
Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment...
In the worst way that could be possible!–Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).
Unless he flead from the fleaderal police!
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Well I'm not the one who goes tearing off legs of little innocent fleas!
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Sander Rossel wrote:
innocent fleas
This is true. According to the bible, only man has the capacity for evil. Unless you're either not a christian or are an evil heretic pretending to be a christian, you will speak no other opinion.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sander Rossel wrote:
innocent fleas
This is true. According to the bible, only man has the capacity for evil. Unless you're either not a christian or are an evil heretic pretending to be a christian, you will speak no other opinion.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Worse, I'm a vegetarian! And by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so :laugh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Challenge thesis: Fleas have their memory in their hind legs.
That's quite close to where women are convinced men keep their brains.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Worse, I'm a vegetarian! And by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so :laugh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Sander Rossel wrote:
by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so
Hmm. So, like gongfu ("kung fu", if you watch stoopid movies) and karate experts have to declare their hands as weapons, you have to declare another part of your anatomy, which releases lethal gases. Quite right, too!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Sander Rossel wrote:
by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so
Hmm. So, like gongfu ("kung fu", if you watch stoopid movies) and karate experts have to declare their hands as weapons, you have to declare another part of your anatomy, which releases lethal gases. Quite right, too!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
I feel insulted, but I'm not sure why...
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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I feel insulted, but I'm not sure why...
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
"YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" It wasn't a hazing accident! It was a barracks full of vegetarians!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've trained my pet flea to jump from one platform to another every time I ring a small bell. As a test, I tore off his hind legs and subsequently rang the bell several times. My flea never jumped. Conclusion: Fleas hear with their hind legs.
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How did you leap to that conclusion?
He barely scratches the surface of the topic.
The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.
