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  • L Lost User

    I'm not fat because I eat too much and refuse to exercise. I'm fat because of hormones.

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    OriginalGriff
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    They are keeping you awake at nights? ;)

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      They are keeping you awake at nights? ;)

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      Mark_Wallace
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      No, they're making him eat too much and avoid exercise.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

        Tearing off the hind legs of a flea changes the pitch of a bell nearby which makes the flea hear it different or not at all (follow up research necessary).

        Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

        Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

        Regards, Sander

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        Mark_Wallace
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        Sander Rossel wrote:

        (follow up research straitjacket necessary)

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • M Mark_Wallace

          Sander Rossel wrote:

          (follow up research straitjacket necessary)

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          Sander Rossel
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          Well I'm not the one who goes tearing off legs of little innocent fleas!

          Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

          Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

          Regards, Sander

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          • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

            Well I'm not the one who goes tearing off legs of little innocent fleas!

            Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

            Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

            Regards, Sander

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            ZurdoDev
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            Sander Rossel wrote:

            innocent fleas!

            I'm pretty sure they don't exist. :-\

            There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

              Well I'm not the one who goes tearing off legs of little innocent fleas!

              Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

              Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

              Regards, Sander

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              Lost User
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              Yeah, that guy gets prison over several charges of dis-flea-guration, not a fancy jacket.

              Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment...
              In the worst way that could be possible!

              –Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).

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              • L Lost User

                Yeah, that guy gets prison over several charges of dis-flea-guration, not a fancy jacket.

                Anything that could possibly go wrong in some moment, will definitely go wrong in the worst possible moment...
                In the worst way that could be possible!

                –Finagle's corollary to Murphy's Law (paraphrased).

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                Sander Rossel
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                #14

                Unless he flead from the fleaderal police!

                Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                Regards, Sander

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                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                  Well I'm not the one who goes tearing off legs of little innocent fleas!

                  Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                  Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                  Regards, Sander

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  Sander Rossel wrote:

                  innocent fleas

                  This is true. According to the bible, only man has the capacity for evil. Unless you're either not a christian or are an evil heretic pretending to be a christian, you will speak no other opinion.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Sander Rossel wrote:

                    innocent fleas

                    This is true. According to the bible, only man has the capacity for evil. Unless you're either not a christian or are an evil heretic pretending to be a christian, you will speak no other opinion.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Sander Rossel
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                    Worse, I'm a vegetarian! And by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so :laugh:

                    Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                    Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                    Regards, Sander

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                    • S Sascha Lefevre

                      Challenge thesis: Fleas have their memory in their hind legs.

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      That's quite close to where women are convinced men keep their brains.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                        Worse, I'm a vegetarian! And by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so :laugh:

                        Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                        Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                        Regards, Sander

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Sander Rossel wrote:

                        by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so

                        Hmm. So, like gongfu ("kung fu", if you watch stoopid movies) and karate experts have to declare their hands as weapons, you have to declare another part of your anatomy, which releases lethal gases. Quite right, too!

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Sander Rossel wrote:

                          by vegetarian rule I am forced to say so

                          Hmm. So, like gongfu ("kung fu", if you watch stoopid movies) and karate experts have to declare their hands as weapons, you have to declare another part of your anatomy, which releases lethal gases. Quite right, too!

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Sander Rossel
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                          I feel insulted, but I'm not sure why...

                          Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                          Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                          Regards, Sander

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                          • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                            I feel insulted, but I'm not sure why...

                            Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                            Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                            Regards, Sander

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                            Mark_Wallace
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                            "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" It wasn't a hazing accident! It was a barracks full of vegetarians!

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                            • D dexterama

                              I've trained my pet flea to jump from one platform to another every time I ring a small bell. As a test, I tore off his hind legs and subsequently rang the bell several times. My flea never jumped. Conclusion: Fleas hear with their hind legs.

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                              Duncan Edwards Jones
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                              How did you leap to that conclusion?

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                              • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                                How did you leap to that conclusion?

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                                Richard Andrew x64
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                                He barely scratches the surface of the topic.

                                The difficult we do right away... ...the impossible takes slightly longer.

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