Program Compiled successfully, 0 errors
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"0 Errors" is nothing - that's easy. "0 Errors, 0 Warnings" is better - but also pretty easy. Passing all tests and actually doing what you wanted it to? Now that's a good moment! (As is getting paid, as has been mentioned)
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No, that's when I wonder what's still in there hiding. :omg:
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Member 11547329 wrote:
Most happiest moment for programmers
Microsoft took that moment away from me. Now, there is this demon called "Intellisense" that will tell me what I did wrong almost before I do it. I have become a slave to this demon, obsessed with extinguishing it's Cylon-like red eye that peers at me from underneath even the most trivial of mistakes. And now, when I compile my code, I now longer have that joy of "compiled successfully" because even the mere idea of a failing is no longer possible under that watchful eye. And where there can be no pain of failure, there can also be no joy of success. Microsoft, I rue the day you brought these demon out of the depths of the digital hell otherwise known as Redmond. You have taken away my reason to live! Marc
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Nope. That just leads you into a false sense of security. You still have to run it to make sure it isn't gonna puke all over your system, which definitely bumps up against the "It compiles - SHIP IT!" paradigm.
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Member 11547329 wrote:
Most happiest moment for programmers
Microsoft took that moment away from me. Now, there is this demon called "Intellisense" that will tell me what I did wrong almost before I do it. I have become a slave to this demon, obsessed with extinguishing it's Cylon-like red eye that peers at me from underneath even the most trivial of mistakes. And now, when I compile my code, I now longer have that joy of "compiled successfully" because even the mere idea of a failing is no longer possible under that watchful eye. And where there can be no pain of failure, there can also be no joy of success. Microsoft, I rue the day you brought these demon out of the depths of the digital hell otherwise known as Redmond. You have taken away my reason to live! Marc
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Yet another reason to roll your own IDE. :cool:
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Compiles mean nothing. This compiles:
static void Main(string[] args)
{
int x = 10;
int y = 0;
int z = x / y;
}If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Member 11547329 wrote:
Most happiest moment for programmers
Microsoft took that moment away from me. Now, there is this demon called "Intellisense" that will tell me what I did wrong almost before I do it. I have become a slave to this demon, obsessed with extinguishing it's Cylon-like red eye that peers at me from underneath even the most trivial of mistakes. And now, when I compile my code, I now longer have that joy of "compiled successfully" because even the mere idea of a failing is no longer possible under that watchful eye. And where there can be no pain of failure, there can also be no joy of success. Microsoft, I rue the day you brought these demon out of the depths of the digital hell otherwise known as Redmond. You have taken away my reason to live! Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!
Missed your meds again huh?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Yet another reason to roll your own IDE. :cool:
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
Yet another reason to roll your own IDE.
Nah, if people want don't want Intellisense, they should use a command line. ;) Marc
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All that means is that it is broken in ways that the compiler can't detect, so it's time to bash your head against the harder-to-find errors.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Wrong. When it runs successfully and does what it's meant to do without errors.
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Missed your meds again huh?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
Coder For Hire wrote:
Missed your meds again huh?
Actually, it's the meds that put me in these moods. (just kidding!) Marc
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0 syntax errors. Correcting logic errors is still up to you, however.
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I had that yesterday. Code still broke at runtime :sigh:
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:) <= $
«To kill an error's as good a service, sometimes better than, establishing new truth or fact.» Charles Darwin in "Prospero's Precepts"
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Nope. "Payment received" is the happiest moment. :rolleyes:
I'd rather be phishing!
Agreed. Payment comes after post-installation testing by the client.
The difficult may take time, the impossible a little longer.
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"0 Errors" is nothing - that's easy. "0 Errors, 0 Warnings" is better - but also pretty easy. Passing all tests and actually doing what you wanted it to? Now that's a good moment! (As is getting paid, as has been mentioned)
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Let's not forget zero code analysis errors, and zero style cop errors, and zero QA errors.
Get real - we'll never get zero QA errors here! :laugh:
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