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Any links to Programming humour?

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  • R Rickard Andersson20

    Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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    Christopher Duncan
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    http://www.dilbert.com[^] :-) Chistopher Duncan Author - The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World (Apress)

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    • R Rickard Andersson20

      Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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      CodeGuy
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      http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html Enjoy Brandon

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      • R Rickard Andersson20

        Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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        Duncan Edwards Jones
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        Q: What goes "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven"? A: Parity error '--8<------------------------ Ex Datis: Duncan Jones Merrion Computing Ltd

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        • C CodeGuy

          http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html Enjoy Brandon

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          David Stone
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          http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html[^] :-D


          any idiot can write haiku you just stop at seventeenth syl -ThinkGeek Fortunes

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          • S Steve McLenithan

            If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown Lot more here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^] :cool:

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            Is Bert Evil?

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            Megan Forbes
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            Steve McLenithan wrote: If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown :laugh: Nice one!


            If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. - Steve McLenithan

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            • T Tim Smith

              Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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              Eddie Velasquez
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              Tim Smith wrote: Sorry, I don't publish my source code Now, that was funny! :) Good one!


              There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              • S Steve McLenithan

                If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown Lot more here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^] :cool:

                Steve McLenithan
                Is Bert Evil?

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                Eddie Velasquez
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                How about "The nice thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your private parts" :)


                There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                • R Rickard Andersson20

                  Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                  Rick York
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                  Here is my collection. The Ten Commandments For C Programmers

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                  • E Eddie Velasquez

                    How about "The nice thing about C++ is that only your friends can handle your private parts" :)


                    There are only 10 kind of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                    Rickard Andersson20
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                    That was a good one! :laugh: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                    • T Tim Smith

                      Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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                      Rickard Andersson20
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                      ROTFL! :laugh: Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                      • D David Stone

                        http://www.sysprog.net/quotjava.html[^] :-D


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                        Lost User
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                        Java: the elegant simplicity of C++ and the blazing speed of Smalltalk. (Jan Steinman) :-D My article on a reference-counted smart pointer that supports polymorphic objects and raw pointers

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                        • D Daniel Turini

                          http://msdn.microsoft.com/vbasic/[^]


                          It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)

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                          Jim Crafton
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                          :) 'nuff said! ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!

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                          • M Megan Forbes

                            Steve McLenithan wrote: If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. Author unknown :laugh: Nice one!


                            If it wasn't for C, we'd be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL. - Steve McLenithan

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                            Steve McLenithan
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                            :cool: I'm in a sig;)

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                            Is Bert Evil?

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                            • T Tim Smith

                              Sorry, I don't publish my source code. :laugh: Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.

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                              David Wulff
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                              I think you may now hold the record for the highest voted post! :rolleyes:


                              David Wulff

                              "Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!" - Strong Bad [^]

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                              • R Rickard Andersson20

                                Do you guys have any links to pages where I can find really good programming humour? Rickard Andersson@Suza Computing C# and C++ programmer from SWEDEN! UIN: 50302279 E-Mail: nikado@pc.nu Speciality: I love C#, ASP.NET and C++!

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                                Taka Muraoka
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                                Lotsa jokes here: http://www.cis.gsu.edu/~shong/oojokes/[^]


                                You should save yourself and your company years of grief by shooting yourself through the head immediately. Believe me, in the long run it'll turn out better for everyone. - Tyto (at arstechnica) Awasu 1.0[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.

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