"Don't be evil"
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Google is king when it comes to violating it's own motto "Don't be evil" :laugh:
“Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”
Yup
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...and he goes on to prove that black is white (and dies at the zebra crossing). ;P
TTFN - Kent
Inverted perceptive, black can be white, good can be bad and vice versa. :omg:
“Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”
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Google is king when it comes to violating it's own motto "Don't be evil" :laugh:
“Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”
I actually didn't know they had this motto. I googled it (cough), found a Wikipedia page about it and on there this note: Google now appears to have dropped the original motto altogether (a carefully reworded version remains on the aforementioned Google Code of Conduct as of 10 April 2015, "You can make money without doing evil" [..]) :rolleyes:
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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I actually didn't know they had this motto. I googled it (cough), found a Wikipedia page about it and on there this note: Google now appears to have dropped the original motto altogether (a carefully reworded version remains on the aforementioned Google Code of Conduct as of 10 April 2015, "You can make money without doing evil" [..]) :rolleyes:
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
Sascha Lefévre wrote:
You can make money without doing evil
Can they? :laugh: Why is Google obsessed with the word "evil" anyways?
“Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”
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Sascha Lefévre wrote:
You can make money without doing evil
Can they? :laugh: Why is Google obsessed with the word "evil" anyways?
“Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”
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Google is king when it comes to violating it's own motto "Don't be evil" :laugh:
“Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”
In the future, when we are all using driver-less Google cars and you make a statement like that, you'll die in a freak car 'accident'.
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Inverted perceptive, black can be white, good can be bad and vice versa. :omg:
“Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”
Minus 20 points for missing the reference.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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True, good and evil are like best buddies, non can exist without the other. Is it even possible to run a success business or company without being slightly evil?
“Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”
BupeChombaDerrick wrote:
Is it even possible to run a success business or company without being slightly evil?
Of course it is.
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I actually didn't know they had this motto. I googled it (cough), found a Wikipedia page about it and on there this note: Google now appears to have dropped the original motto altogether (a carefully reworded version remains on the aforementioned Google Code of Conduct as of 10 April 2015, "You can make money without doing evil" [..]) :rolleyes:
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
It's more of a guideline.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Google is king when it comes to violating it's own motto "Don't be evil" :laugh:
“Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”
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Evil serves a very important role. Without evil, we wouldn't know what good is. Thus, evil is simply a "lesser good". Therefore, Google is good. QED. Marc
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Evil serves a very important role. Without evil, we wouldn't know what good is. Thus, evil is simply a "lesser good". Therefore, Google is good. QED. Marc
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Good lord, I never realized you work for Obama... :doh:
Will Rogers never met me.
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It's an anagram of "Embody Evil". (Hey, that's about as accurate as half the statements made in meetings, and there's a chance he's dylsexic, and I'll get away with it)
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It's an anagram of "Violent Bed" if that helps?
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It's an anagram of "Violent Bed" if that helps?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
I'm sure it would help someone; just not sure whom.
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Because they're 'projecting'...they blame everyone else for their own shortcomings ie: they're evil. You see this a lot...for example, people who 'promote awareness' seem to have a severe lack of it themselves.
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Evil serves a very important role. Without evil, we wouldn't know what good is. Thus, evil is simply a "lesser good". Therefore, Google is good. QED. Marc
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I thought Godel proved that a system can't prove its own consistency unless it is inconsistent. So, Google is bad :-D
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Evil serves a very important role. Without evil, we wouldn't know what good is. Thus, evil is simply a "lesser good". Therefore, Google is good. QED. Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote:
Without evil, we wouldn't know what good is. Thus, evil is simply a "lesser good".
That smacks of Manicheanism...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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My favourites are the conspiracy theorists who say that we should have secret meetings to discuss how to deal with all the conspiracies.
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Didn't you get the email invite to the one on Tuesday?
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Google is king when it comes to violating it's own motto "Don't be evil" :laugh:
“Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”
Google represents everything soulless and wrong.
"... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon
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Didn't you get the email invite to the one on Tuesday?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
What?! No, I didn't! It's a plot, isn't it?! Someone in the group is trying to get one over on me! We need to discuss this. Choose a date -- and don't tell the others!
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