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  • B BupeChombaDerrick

    Inverted perceptive, black can be white, good can be bad and vice versa. :omg:

    “Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Minus 20 points for missing the reference.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • B BupeChombaDerrick

      True, good and evil are like best buddies, non can exist without the other. Is it even possible to run a success business or company without being slightly evil?

      “Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”

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      Mark_Wallace
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      BupeChombaDerrick wrote:

      Is it even possible to run a success business or company without being slightly evil?

      Of course it is.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • S Sascha Lefevre

        I actually didn't know they had this motto. I googled it (cough), found a Wikipedia page about it and on there this note: Google now appears to have dropped the original motto altogether (a carefully reworded version remains on the aforementioned Google Code of Conduct as of 10 April 2015, "You can make money without doing evil" [..]) :rolleyes:

        If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson

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        Mark_Wallace
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        It's more of a guideline.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        • B BupeChombaDerrick

          Google is king when it comes to violating it's own motto "Don't be evil" :laugh:

          “Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”

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          Mark_Wallace
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          It's an anagram of "Embody Evil". (Hey, that's about as accurate as half the statements made in meetings, and there's a chance he's dylsexic, and I'll get away with it)

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • M Marc Clifton

            Evil serves a very important role. Without evil, we wouldn't know what good is. Thus, evil is simply a "lesser good". Therefore, Google is good. QED. Marc

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            ronDW
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            Evil deserves no role. If we did not have evil then we would have no problem not knowing what good is. We would be happy as ever never asking the question.

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            • M Marc Clifton

              Evil serves a very important role. Without evil, we wouldn't know what good is. Thus, evil is simply a "lesser good". Therefore, Google is good. QED. Marc

              Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!

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              Roger Wright
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              Good lord, I never realized you work for Obama... :doh:

              Will Rogers never met me.

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                It's an anagram of "Embody Evil". (Hey, that's about as accurate as half the statements made in meetings, and there's a chance he's dylsexic, and I'll get away with it)

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                OriginalGriff
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                It's an anagram of "Violent Bed" if that helps?

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  It's an anagram of "Violent Bed" if that helps?

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Mark_Wallace
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                  I'm sure it would help someone; just not sure whom.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  • D DaveX86

                    Because they're 'projecting'...they blame everyone else for their own shortcomings ie: they're evil. You see this a lot...for example, people who 'promote awareness' seem to have a severe lack of it themselves.

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                    Mark_Wallace
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                    My favourites are the conspiracy theorists who say that we should have secret meetings to discuss how to deal with all the conspiracies.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • M Marc Clifton

                      Evil serves a very important role. Without evil, we wouldn't know what good is. Thus, evil is simply a "lesser good". Therefore, Google is good. QED. Marc

                      Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!

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                      Kenneth Haugland
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                      I thought Godel proved that a system can't prove its own consistency unless it is inconsistent. So, Google is bad :-D

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                      • M Marc Clifton

                        Evil serves a very important role. Without evil, we wouldn't know what good is. Thus, evil is simply a "lesser good". Therefore, Google is good. QED. Marc

                        Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!

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                        Daniel Pfeffer
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                        Marc Clifton wrote:

                        Without evil, we wouldn't know what good is. Thus, evil is simply a "lesser good".

                        That smacks of Manicheanism...

                        If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                        • M Mark_Wallace

                          My favourites are the conspiracy theorists who say that we should have secret meetings to discuss how to deal with all the conspiracies.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Didn't you get the email invite to the one on Tuesday?

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                          • B BupeChombaDerrick

                            Google is king when it comes to violating it's own motto "Don't be evil" :laugh:

                            “Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”

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                            clientSurfer
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                            Google represents everything soulless and wrong.

                            "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Didn't you get the email invite to the one on Tuesday?

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              What?! No, I didn't! It's a plot, isn't it?! Someone in the group is trying to get one over on me! We need to discuss this. Choose a date -- and don't tell the others!

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              • M Mark_Wallace

                                It's more of a guideline.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                Sascha Lefevre
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                                I rather read it as an acknowledgement.. yes, it's possible; you are free to choose so, but why would we?

                                If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson

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                                • S Steve Wellens

                                  In the future, when we are all using driver-less Google cars and you make a statement like that, you'll die in a freak car 'accident'.

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                                  BupeChombaDerrick
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                                  Hehehe :laugh:

                                  “Everything is simple when you take your time to analyze it.”

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                                  • D Daniel Pfeffer

                                    Marc Clifton wrote:

                                    Without evil, we wouldn't know what good is. Thus, evil is simply a "lesser good".

                                    That smacks of Manicheanism...

                                    If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                                    9082365
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                                    No, no, it doesn't. Really, it doesn't!

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                                    • C clientSurfer

                                      Google represents everything soulless and wrong.

                                      "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!" - gavindon   Programming is a race between programmers trying to build bigger and better idiot proof programs, and the universe trying to build bigger and better idiots, so far... the universe is winning. - gavindon

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                                      9082365
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                                      Really? What about everything that's soulless but not wrong? Or wrong but not soulless? Or just none of the above? Cos I always thought it was just a search engine which you are entirely free to live without.

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                                      • M Mark_Wallace

                                        It's more of a guideline.

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        Lost User
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                                        Aye, lad!

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                                        • K Kenneth Haugland

                                          I thought Godel proved that a system can't prove its own consistency unless it is inconsistent. So, Google is bad :-D

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                                          A A J Rodriguez
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                                          Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                                          I thought Godel proved that a system can't prove its own consistency unless it is inconsistent.

                                          Not even close. Consistency: X is provable, therefore X is true. Completeness: X is true, therefore X is provable. The most important of the two aspects is consistency, because if you're able to prove something that's actually false, there's no point to proving anything. The layman's version of Godel's Incompleteness Theorem claims that in any closed system there are statements that are true and unprovable, because proving them would violate consistency.

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