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    Movie Quote Of The Day

    Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.

    Which movie?

    V.
    (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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    Johnny J
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    #2

    Me - at a project development meeting... :rolleyes:

    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
    Anonymous
    -----
    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
    Winston Churchill, 1944
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    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
    Me, all the time

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      Movie Quote Of The Day

      Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.

      Which movie?

      V.
      (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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      Mark_Wallace
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      #3

      The Snake Whisperer

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • J Johnny J

        Me - at a project development meeting... :rolleyes:

        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
        Anonymous
        -----
        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
        Winston Churchill, 1944
        -----
        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
        Me, all the time

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        Lost User
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        #4

        Did we meet in the elevator a few months ago? There was a guy with sunglasses, a long slim case and a tripod who wanted to go all the way up to the roof.

        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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          Movie Quote Of The Day

          Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.

          Which movie?

          V.
          (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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          RUs123
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          #5

          Schwarzenegger's political memoirs.

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            Movie Quote Of The Day

            Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.

            Which movie?

            V.
            (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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            HobbyProggy
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            #6

            Paris does Buiz

            if(this.signature != "")
            {
            MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
            }
            else
            {
            MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
            }

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              Movie Quote Of The Day

              Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.

              Which movie?

              V.
              (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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              OriginalGriff
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              Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Johnny J
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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.

                Isn't it always? As far as I'm concerned, code reviewing is a contact sport! :mad:

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                Anonymous
                -----
                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                Winston Churchill, 1944
                -----
                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                Me, all the time

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                  Movie Quote Of The Day

                  Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.

                  Which movie?

                  V.
                  (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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                  KaushalJB
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                  #9

                  Ecstasy !!

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                  • J Johnny J

                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                    Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.

                    Isn't it always? As far as I'm concerned, code reviewing is a contact sport! :mad:

                    Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                    Anonymous
                    -----
                    The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                    Winston Churchill, 1944
                    -----
                    I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                    Me, all the time

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    #10

                    Duh! Has it ever been anything but?

                    veni bibi saltavi

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                      Ecstasy !!

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      #11

                      Are you currently on it, just fond of it, or just fond of murdering people? Before you answer: remember the NSA is probably reading this... :suss:

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        Did we meet in the elevator a few months ago? There was a guy with sunglasses, a long slim case and a tripod who wanted to go all the way up to the roof.

                        The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                        This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                        "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                        Johnny J
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #12

                        I just wanted to play the violin in the open air, I promise... :rolleyes:

                        Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                        Anonymous
                        -----
                        The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                        Winston Churchill, 1944
                        -----
                        I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                        Me, all the time

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                        • J Johnny J

                          I just wanted to play the violin in the open air, I promise... :rolleyes:

                          Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                          Anonymous
                          -----
                          The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                          Winston Churchill, 1944
                          -----
                          I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                          Me, all the time

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                          Lost User
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #13

                          You mount a violin on a tripod? And the case was far to long and too flat for a violin. Well, whatever. Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?

                          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                            Are you currently on it, just fond of it, or just fond of murdering people? Before you answer: remember the NSA is probably reading this... :suss:

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            KaushalJB
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #14

                            NSA you mean "Not Sure About" ;P

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                              Movie Quote Of The Day

                              Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.

                              Which movie?

                              V.
                              (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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                              Nagy Vilmos
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #15

                              *Ed Miliband - A Life*

                              veni bibi saltavi

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                                *Ed Miliband - A Life*

                                veni bibi saltavi

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                                OriginalGriff
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #16

                                Who? Labour have a new leader, don't they? (This post written next month)

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  You mount a violin on a tripod? And the case was far to long and too flat for a violin. Well, whatever. Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?

                                  The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                  This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                  "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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                                  Johnny J
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #17

                                  CDP1802 wrote:

                                  Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?

                                  What's wrong with Beethoven's 5th in caliber .300 for rifle and muffler? :confused:

                                  Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                  Anonymous
                                  -----
                                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                  Winston Churchill, 1944
                                  -----
                                  I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                  Me, all the time

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                                    Movie Quote Of The Day

                                    Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.

                                    Which movie?

                                    V.
                                    (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

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                                    Corporal Agarn
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #18

                                    Zombieland

                                    Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                                      CDP1802 wrote:

                                      Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?

                                      What's wrong with Beethoven's 5th in caliber .300 for rifle and muffler? :confused:

                                      Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
                                      Anonymous
                                      -----
                                      The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                                      Winston Churchill, 1944
                                      -----
                                      I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                                      Me, all the time

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                                      Lost User
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #19

                                      Nothing, but I had another ... audience in mind.

                                      The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
                                      This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
                                      "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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