MQOTD
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Me - at a project development meeting... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeDid we meet in the elevator a few months ago? There was a guy with sunglasses, a long slim case and a tripod who wanted to go all the way up to the roof.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Movie Quote Of The Day
Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions) -
Movie Quote Of The Day
Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)Paris does Buiz
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
OriginalGriff wrote:
Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.
Isn't it always? As far as I'm concerned, code reviewing is a contact sport! :mad:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Movie Quote Of The Day
Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions) -
OriginalGriff wrote:
Code Reviews II: This Time it's Personal.
Isn't it always? As far as I'm concerned, code reviewing is a contact sport! :mad:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeDuh! Has it ever been anything but?
veni bibi saltavi
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Are you currently on it, just fond of it, or just fond of murdering people? Before you answer: remember the NSA is probably reading this... :suss:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did we meet in the elevator a few months ago? There was a guy with sunglasses, a long slim case and a tripod who wanted to go all the way up to the roof.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.I just wanted to play the violin in the open air, I promise... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
I just wanted to play the violin in the open air, I promise... :rolleyes:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeYou mount a violin on a tripod? And the case was far to long and too flat for a violin. Well, whatever. Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Are you currently on it, just fond of it, or just fond of murdering people? Before you answer: remember the NSA is probably reading this... :suss:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Movie Quote Of The Day
Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions) -
*Ed Miliband - A Life*
veni bibi saltavi
Who? Labour have a new leader, don't they? (This post written next month)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You mount a violin on a tripod? And the case was far to long and too flat for a violin. Well, whatever. Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.CDP1802 wrote:
Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?
What's wrong with Beethoven's 5th in caliber .300 for rifle and muffler? :confused:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time -
Movie Quote Of The Day
Almost every job I do ends the exact same way. Some whimper. Some cry. Some even laugh. But in the end, they all do the same horizontal mambo, twitching and thrusting their way into the great beyond.
Which movie?
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)Zombieland
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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CDP1802 wrote:
Would you perhaps play another tune when you come next time?
What's wrong with Beethoven's 5th in caliber .300 for rifle and muffler? :confused:
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the timeNothing, but I had another ... audience in mind.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
