JOTD: Battle of the sexes
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DIVORCED FATHER: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face." Later... DAUGHTER: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 18, this is the last child support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face." DIVORCED MOTHER: "Next time you visit your father, tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your father... then, stand back and watch the expression on his face." This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/03/Mar/divorce.html (this is why you get a paternty test before making ANY payments)
"I was in a computer game. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."
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DIVORCED FATHER: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face." Later... DAUGHTER: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 18, this is the last child support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face." DIVORCED MOTHER: "Next time you visit your father, tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your father... then, stand back and watch the expression on his face." This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/03/Mar/divorce.html (this is why you get a paternty test before making ANY payments)
"I was in a computer game. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."
Man! It's almost so realistic that I didnt even feel like laughing. I empathized with the poor guy who paid so much for nothing and that made me sympathetic towards him. Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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Man! It's almost so realistic that I didnt even feel like laughing. I empathized with the poor guy who paid so much for nothing and that made me sympathetic towards him. Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
I found it rather sad as well. But because of the daughter!
You should save yourself and your company years of grief by shooting yourself through the head immediately. Believe me, in the long run it'll turn out better for everyone. - Tyto (at arstechnica) Awasu 1.0[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
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DIVORCED FATHER: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face." Later... DAUGHTER: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 18, this is the last child support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face." DIVORCED MOTHER: "Next time you visit your father, tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your father... then, stand back and watch the expression on his face." This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/03/Mar/divorce.html (this is why you get a paternty test before making ANY payments)
"I was in a computer game. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."
:laugh: Hey, I found it funny. Come on people, it's a joke, not a story. Look at the funny side, and stop thinking about what would happen and what would people feel if it happened in real life. :)
Regards,Rohit Sinha
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I found it rather sad as well. But because of the daughter!
You should save yourself and your company years of grief by shooting yourself through the head immediately. Believe me, in the long run it'll turn out better for everyone. - Tyto (at arstechnica) Awasu 1.0[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
Taka Muraoka wrote: But because of the daughter! Ah I missed her. She is a tragic character in the story too. I wonder why this thread is subjected JOTD! Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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:laugh: Hey, I found it funny. Come on people, it's a joke, not a story. Look at the funny side, and stop thinking about what would happen and what would people feel if it happened in real life. :)
Regards,Rohit Sinha
...celebrating Indian spirit and Cricket. 8MB video, really cool!
Rohit Sinha wrote: Come on people, it's a joke, not a story. Look at the funny side, and stop thinking about what would happen and what would people feel if it happened in real life. It's more interesting this way, Rohit :-) Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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Taka Muraoka wrote: But because of the daughter! Ah I missed her. She is a tragic character in the story too. I wonder why this thread is subjected JOTD! Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
Hey Nish Poor Todd intended to post the story as a joke. And you made it to sound like a tragedy :omg: Smitha The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. --Eleanor Roosevelt
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Hey Nish Poor Todd intended to post the story as a joke. And you made it to sound like a tragedy :omg: Smitha The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. --Eleanor Roosevelt
Smitha Vijayan wrote: And you made it to sound like a tragedy Uh yeah, I guess I did :-D Oh well, next time he posts a JOTD I'll be nicer... Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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DIVORCED FATHER: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face." Later... DAUGHTER: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 18, this is the last child support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face." DIVORCED MOTHER: "Next time you visit your father, tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your father... then, stand back and watch the expression on his face." This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/03/Mar/divorce.html (this is why you get a paternty test before making ANY payments)
"I was in a computer game. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."
http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/03/Mar/divorce.html[^] :)
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Taka Muraoka wrote: But because of the daughter! Ah I missed her. She is a tragic character in the story too. I wonder why this thread is subjected JOTD! Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
I'm definitely an acronym newbie... ;P I've now realized what JOTD means (where is the ashamed smiley). Where can I find a dictionary of these acronyms?
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DIVORCED FATHER: "When you go back to your Mom's tonight, give her this envelope and tell her that since you are now 18, this is the last check she'll ever see from me for child support. Then, stand back and watch the expression on her face." Later... DAUGHTER: "Mom, Dad asked me to give you this envelope. He said to tell you that since I'm now 18, this is the last child support payment he'll ever have to make to you. Now I'm supposed to stand back and watch the expression on your face." DIVORCED MOTHER: "Next time you visit your father, tell him that after 18 years I have decided to inform him that he's not your father... then, stand back and watch the expression on his face." This joke's link: http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/03/Mar/divorce.html (this is why you get a paternty test before making ANY payments)
"I was in a computer game. Funny as hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of."
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I found it rather sad as well. But because of the daughter!
You should save yourself and your company years of grief by shooting yourself through the head immediately. Believe me, in the long run it'll turn out better for everyone. - Tyto (at arstechnica) Awasu 1.0[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.
I'm with you there. :( And they still ran faster and faster and faster, till they all just melted away, and there was nothing left but a great big pool of melted butter "I ask candidates to create an object model of a chicken." -Bruce Eckel
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Rohit Sinha wrote: Come on people, it's a joke, not a story. Look at the funny side, and stop thinking about what would happen and what would people feel if it happened in real life. It's more interesting this way, Rohit :-) Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
Now THAT'S funny. And they still ran faster and faster and faster, till they all just melted away, and there was nothing left but a great big pool of melted butter "I ask candidates to create an object model of a chicken." -Bruce Eckel