Woes of single middle class male life
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If this was a software metaphor I'd probably take out the dishes only to find out they were all dirty and now I have to get an entire new kitchen to get out the stink :laugh: Nope, I was really just talking about my dishes!
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Regards, Sander
Sander Rossel wrote:
'd probably take out the dishes only to find out they were all dirty and now I have to get an entire new kitchen to get out the stink
Aye, and not just the kitchen, but usually the whole house! ;) Marc
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Another woe of a single middle class male is that he can't take a dog because he's not at home for most of the day. Getting a cat later this summer though :)
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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
When I read your title, I really thought this was going to be about Batman: Arkham Knight... :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Sander Rossel wrote:
Don't know if I can take much more excitement today
You need to get out more man. People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time. Need that work-life balance. Build a life. Think with your p*cker and find some chicks. Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Jeremy Falcon
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When I read your title, I really thought this was going to be about Batman: Arkham Knight... :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
"They are the dishes I deserve, but not the ones I need right now" ;p
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Sander Rossel wrote:
Don't know if I can take much more excitement today
You need to get out more man. People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time. Need that work-life balance. Build a life. Think with your p*cker and find some chicks. Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Jeremy Falcon
Interesting points you have there.
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
You need to get out more man.
I'm going out almost every weekend! And I'm reluctant almost every weekend too X|
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time.
Yes they are! :D
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Need that work-life balance.
More work, less life!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Build a life.
Build a career!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Think with your p*cker and find some chicks.
Never was a ladies' man... Never know what to say. Not just the ladies though!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Anything to stay inside and not meet people ;p
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Interesting points you have there.
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
You need to get out more man.
I'm going out almost every weekend! And I'm reluctant almost every weekend too X|
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time.
Yes they are! :D
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Need that work-life balance.
More work, less life!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Build a life.
Build a career!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Think with your p*cker and find some chicks.
Never was a ladies' man... Never know what to say. Not just the ladies though!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Anything to stay inside and not meet people ;p
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Paper plates and plastic cutlery. Every simpleser :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"They are the dishes I deserve, but not the ones I need right now" ;p
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
These are not the dishes you are looking for.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
If you're single, I don't see how that's a problem.
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Sander Rossel wrote:
Don't know if I can take much more excitement today
You need to get out more man. People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time. Need that work-life balance. Build a life. Think with your p*cker and find some chicks. Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Jeremy Falcon
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Ah the classic struggle between extrovert and introvert.
Jeremy Falcon
Jep :)
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Sander Rossel wrote:
'd probably take out the dishes only to find out they were all dirty and now I have to get an entire new kitchen to get out the stink
Aye, and not just the kitchen, but usually the whole house! ;) Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!
And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology and a budget that was clearly a hallucination.
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology and a budget that was clearly a hallucination.
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
Frank Alviani wrote:
And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology
Nah, you'd just buy you're neighbor's Rube Goldberg house with that infinite budget. :) Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
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Interesting points you have there.
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
You need to get out more man.
I'm going out almost every weekend! And I'm reluctant almost every weekend too X|
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time.
Yes they are! :D
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Need that work-life balance.
More work, less life!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Build a life.
Build a career!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Think with your p*cker and find some chicks.
Never was a ladies' man... Never know what to say. Not just the ladies though!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Anything to stay inside and not meet people ;p
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Oh, that's so me! :sigh: :sigh:
Excuse me for buttin' in, but I'm interrupt driven.
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Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
Joe Woodbury wrote:
pile all the dirty dished on the counter
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Joe Woodbury wrote:
dishwasher is empty
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Joe Woodbury wrote:
Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue
Forgot my lock! :laugh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology and a budget that was clearly a hallucination.
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
Woes? You mean sex and drugs and rock and roll? When they finally cremate me I want the bloody funeral parlour to burn down.
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Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
