Woes of single middle class male life
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Paper plates and plastic cutlery. Every simpleser :laugh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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"They are the dishes I deserve, but not the ones I need right now" ;p
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Regards, Sander
These are not the dishes you are looking for.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
If you're single, I don't see how that's a problem.
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Sander Rossel wrote:
Don't know if I can take much more excitement today
You need to get out more man. People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time. Need that work-life balance. Build a life. Think with your p*cker and find some chicks. Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Jeremy Falcon
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Ah the classic struggle between extrovert and introvert.
Jeremy Falcon
Jep :)
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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Sander Rossel wrote:
'd probably take out the dishes only to find out they were all dirty and now I have to get an entire new kitchen to get out the stink
Aye, and not just the kitchen, but usually the whole house! ;) Marc
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And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology and a budget that was clearly a hallucination.
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
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And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology and a budget that was clearly a hallucination.
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
Frank Alviani wrote:
And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology
Nah, you'd just buy you're neighbor's Rube Goldberg house with that infinite budget. :) Marc
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
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Interesting points you have there.
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
You need to get out more man.
I'm going out almost every weekend! And I'm reluctant almost every weekend too X|
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time.
Yes they are! :D
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Need that work-life balance.
More work, less life!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Build a life.
Build a career!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Think with your p*cker and find some chicks.
Never was a ladies' man... Never know what to say. Not just the ladies though!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Anything to stay inside and not meet people ;p
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Oh, that's so me! :sigh: :sigh:
Excuse me for buttin' in, but I'm interrupt driven.
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Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
Joe Woodbury wrote:
pile all the dirty dished on the counter
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Joe Woodbury wrote:
dishwasher is empty
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Joe Woodbury wrote:
Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue
Forgot my lock! :laugh:
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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology and a budget that was clearly a hallucination.
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
Woes? You mean sex and drugs and rock and roll? When they finally cremate me I want the bloody funeral parlour to burn down.
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Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
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Jep :)
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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Ahhh, you need to hang out with extrovert people who can make you the same. Wait... You don't want to meet new people. Deadlock. :doh: But, there are always non traditional ways to break the barrier... :~
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
I'm pretty sure this is just a joke. It makes no sense to be single and miss the bright side of it.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Another woe of a single middle class male is that he can't take a dog because he's not at home for most of the day. Getting a cat later this summer though :)
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Taxidermist. Have them put wheels on the feet, and you can still walk the thing, although the kids at the park are kinda freaked out. (Note: Don't offer them candy to calm them down, you might get tazed)
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I'm pretty sure this is just a joke. It makes no sense to be single and miss the bright side of it.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Bright side? There is no bright side (unless you're still young looking enough to require ID when buying a drink!)
Oh boy, what happened to the world? How can you not appreciate having no one to ask for permission, being able to hang out with your pals without anyone on your ass, not owing any explanation, doing whatever you please, hooking up with different women every time... You don't need to be that young for any of those. If I said everything about the bright side of being single...
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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I'm pretty sure this is just a joke. It makes no sense to be single and miss the bright side of it.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
Not hating single life, but if you know a pretty single girl willing to commit (and cook, clean, DO THE DISHES, etc.) please send her over ;p
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Ahhh, you need to hang out with extrovert people who can make you the same. Wait... You don't want to meet new people. Deadlock. :doh: But, there are always non traditional ways to break the barrier... :~
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
I've got a few friends who I hang out with. I'm just not one to make new friends very easy. And I like it that way. I've got enough obligations as it is... X| Although I can be pretty easy sometime too. I'm not afraid of human contact or anything :laugh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
