Woes of single middle class male life
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And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology and a budget that was clearly a hallucination.
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Frank Alviani wrote:
And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology
Nah, you'd just buy you're neighbor's Rube Goldberg house with that infinite budget. :) Marc
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
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Regards, Sander
Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
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Interesting points you have there.
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
You need to get out more man.
I'm going out almost every weekend! And I'm reluctant almost every weekend too X|
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
People aren't supposed to rot inside all the time.
Yes they are! :D
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Need that work-life balance.
More work, less life!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Build a life.
Build a career!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Think with your p*cker and find some chicks.
Never was a ladies' man... Never know what to say. Not just the ladies though!
Jeremy Falcon wrote:
Anything to get out and enjoy the world.
Anything to stay inside and not meet people ;p
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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Oh, that's so me! :sigh: :sigh:
Excuse me for buttin' in, but I'm interrupt driven.
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Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
Joe Woodbury wrote:
pile all the dirty dished on the counter
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Joe Woodbury wrote:
dishwasher is empty
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Joe Woodbury wrote:
Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue
Forgot my lock! :laugh:
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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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And if it was a Micro$oft house you'd need to start with an entirely new, unproved technology and a budget that was clearly a hallucination.
Sarcasm - it's not just a verbal skill - it's a lifestyle!
Woes? You mean sex and drugs and rock and roll? When they finally cremate me I want the bloody funeral parlour to burn down.
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Silly man; you're supposed to pile all the dirty dished on the counter and in the sink until the dishwasher is empty, and then fill it. Think of it as a mutex with the counter being a queue.
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Jep :)
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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Ahhh, you need to hang out with extrovert people who can make you the same. Wait... You don't want to meet new people. Deadlock. :doh: But, there are always non traditional ways to break the barrier... :~
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
I'm pretty sure this is just a joke. It makes no sense to be single and miss the bright side of it.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Another woe of a single middle class male is that he can't take a dog because he's not at home for most of the day. Getting a cat later this summer though :)
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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Taxidermist. Have them put wheels on the feet, and you can still walk the thing, although the kids at the park are kinda freaked out. (Note: Don't offer them candy to calm them down, you might get tazed)
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I'm pretty sure this is just a joke. It makes no sense to be single and miss the bright side of it.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Bright side? There is no bright side (unless you're still young looking enough to require ID when buying a drink!)
Oh boy, what happened to the world? How can you not appreciate having no one to ask for permission, being able to hang out with your pals without anyone on your ass, not owing any explanation, doing whatever you please, hooking up with different women every time... You don't need to be that young for any of those. If I said everything about the bright side of being single...
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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I'm pretty sure this is just a joke. It makes no sense to be single and miss the bright side of it.
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
Not hating single life, but if you know a pretty single girl willing to commit (and cook, clean, DO THE DISHES, etc.) please send her over ;p
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Ahhh, you need to hang out with extrovert people who can make you the same. Wait... You don't want to meet new people. Deadlock. :doh: But, there are always non traditional ways to break the barrier... :~
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
I've got a few friends who I hang out with. I'm just not one to make new friends very easy. And I like it that way. I've got enough obligations as it is... X| Although I can be pretty easy sometime too. I'm not afraid of human contact or anything :laugh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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I've got a few friends who I hang out with. I'm just not one to make new friends very easy. And I like it that way. I've got enough obligations as it is... X| Although I can be pretty easy sometime too. I'm not afraid of human contact or anything :laugh:
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Sander Rossel wrote:
I've got enough obligations as it is... X|
Yeah... Friends require maintenance, I don't like it, it's a lot of work. But in the end it pays off. I used to have a lot of trouble fitting in and keeping good friendships, some kind of social laziness. But when I got past that the benefits came. I actually realized I could be happier, and I did :) What always scared me the most is let time slip by and skip life. It's too short and it's not worth wasting time not enjoying it. I wish I won the lottery so I don't have to manage work life balance. This may be just me, but I think I waste time working and sleeping, too little time for actual leisure. But maybe work is leisure for you :)
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Not hating single life, but if you know a pretty single girl willing to commit (and cook, clean, DO THE DISHES, etc.) please send her over ;p
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
Oh, there are lots of them here in Brazil, come over, pick one and come back. You'll get plenty of candidates, specially now with our economic crisis :laugh:
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
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Oh, there are lots of them here in Brazil, come over, pick one and come back. You'll get plenty of candidates, specially now with our economic crisis :laugh:
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
Well, Brazilians ARE famous for their booty! :D
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Sander Rossel wrote:
I've got enough obligations as it is... X|
Yeah... Friends require maintenance, I don't like it, it's a lot of work. But in the end it pays off. I used to have a lot of trouble fitting in and keeping good friendships, some kind of social laziness. But when I got past that the benefits came. I actually realized I could be happier, and I did :) What always scared me the most is let time slip by and skip life. It's too short and it's not worth wasting time not enjoying it. I wish I won the lottery so I don't have to manage work life balance. This may be just me, but I think I waste time working and sleeping, too little time for actual leisure. But maybe work is leisure for you :)
To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia
Fabio Franco wrote:
This may be just me, but I think I waste time working and sleeping, too little time for actual leisure. But maybe work is leisure for you :)
Work used to be leisure. I still enjoy it from time to time, but not as much as I used to... I do enjoy the rewards of hard work though. Having done something useful, making a difference, paycheck... :D
Fabio Franco wrote:
Yeah... Friends require maintenance, I don't like it, it's a lot of work.
At this point I've got some good friends that I can't talk to for months, then we meet, and it's all great and it's like we talk to each other every day. Those are the friends worth keeping :D
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
