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  • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

    Another woe of a single middle class male is that he can't take a dog because he's not at home for most of the day. Getting a cat later this summer though :)

    Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

    Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

    Regards, Sander

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    Kirk 10389821
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    Taxidermist. Have them put wheels on the feet, and you can still walk the thing, although the kids at the park are kinda freaked out. (Note: Don't offer them candy to calm them down, you might get tazed)

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    • F Fabio Franco

      I'm pretty sure this is just a joke. It makes no sense to be single and miss the bright side of it.

      To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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      Bright side? There is no bright side (unless you're still young looking enough to require ID when buying a drink!)

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        Bright side? There is no bright side (unless you're still young looking enough to require ID when buying a drink!)

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        Oh boy, what happened to the world? How can you not appreciate having no one to ask for permission, being able to hang out with your pals without anyone on your ass, not owing any explanation, doing whatever you please, hooking up with different women every time... You don't need to be that young for any of those. If I said everything about the bright side of being single...

        To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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        • F Fabio Franco

          I'm pretty sure this is just a joke. It makes no sense to be single and miss the bright side of it.

          To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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          Not hating single life, but if you know a pretty single girl willing to commit (and cook, clean, DO THE DISHES, etc.) please send her over ;p

          Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

          Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

          Regards, Sander

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          • F Fabio Franco

            Ahhh, you need to hang out with extrovert people who can make you the same. Wait... You don't want to meet new people. Deadlock. :doh: But, there are always non traditional ways to break the barrier... :~

            To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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            I've got a few friends who I hang out with. I'm just not one to make new friends very easy. And I like it that way. I've got enough obligations as it is... X| Although I can be pretty easy sometime too. I'm not afraid of human contact or anything :laugh:

            Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

            Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

            Regards, Sander

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            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

              Just put my dirty dishes with my clean dishes! Can you believe that? Luckily I noticed just in time so I could clean out the dishwasher before the dishes mingled too much. Could've ended badly! Someone should really make a (thriller) movie out of this. Or maybe I should write a book. Don't know if I can take much more excitement today X|

              Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

              Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

              Regards, Sander

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              What happened to paper plates....???....!!!!.......

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              • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                I've got a few friends who I hang out with. I'm just not one to make new friends very easy. And I like it that way. I've got enough obligations as it is... X| Although I can be pretty easy sometime too. I'm not afraid of human contact or anything :laugh:

                Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                Regards, Sander

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                Sander Rossel wrote:

                I've got enough obligations as it is... X|

                Yeah... Friends require maintenance, I don't like it, it's a lot of work. But in the end it pays off. I used to have a lot of trouble fitting in and keeping good friendships, some kind of social laziness. But when I got past that the benefits came. I actually realized I could be happier, and I did :) What always scared me the most is let time slip by and skip life. It's too short and it's not worth wasting time not enjoying it. I wish I won the lottery so I don't have to manage work life balance. This may be just me, but I think I waste time working and sleeping, too little time for actual leisure. But maybe work is leisure for you :)

                To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                  Not hating single life, but if you know a pretty single girl willing to commit (and cook, clean, DO THE DISHES, etc.) please send her over ;p

                  Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                  Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                  Regards, Sander

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                  Oh, there are lots of them here in Brazil, come over, pick one and come back. You'll get plenty of candidates, specially now with our economic crisis :laugh:

                  To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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                  • F Fabio Franco

                    Oh, there are lots of them here in Brazil, come over, pick one and come back. You'll get plenty of candidates, specially now with our economic crisis :laugh:

                    To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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                    Well, Brazilians ARE famous for their booty! :D

                    Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                    Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                    Regards, Sander

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                    • F Fabio Franco

                      Sander Rossel wrote:

                      I've got enough obligations as it is... X|

                      Yeah... Friends require maintenance, I don't like it, it's a lot of work. But in the end it pays off. I used to have a lot of trouble fitting in and keeping good friendships, some kind of social laziness. But when I got past that the benefits came. I actually realized I could be happier, and I did :) What always scared me the most is let time slip by and skip life. It's too short and it's not worth wasting time not enjoying it. I wish I won the lottery so I don't have to manage work life balance. This may be just me, but I think I waste time working and sleeping, too little time for actual leisure. But maybe work is leisure for you :)

                      To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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                      Fabio Franco wrote:

                      This may be just me, but I think I waste time working and sleeping, too little time for actual leisure. But maybe work is leisure for you :)

                      Work used to be leisure. I still enjoy it from time to time, but not as much as I used to... I do enjoy the rewards of hard work though. Having done something useful, making a difference, paycheck... :D

                      Fabio Franco wrote:

                      Yeah... Friends require maintenance, I don't like it, it's a lot of work.

                      At this point I've got some good friends that I can't talk to for months, then we meet, and it's all great and it's like we talk to each other every day. Those are the friends worth keeping :D

                      Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                      Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                      Regards, Sander

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