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Don't siphon fuel, tastes like ****

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  • D Duncan Edwards Jones

    Was he taking the piss?

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    No, but he was full of shi...

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      Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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      Was he taking the piss?

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        No, but he was full of shi...

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        shioap FTFY

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        • M Member 11683251

          Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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          Lost User
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          Come on, this guy has a biogas plant at home and needed some "fresh" supply.

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          • M Member 11683251

            Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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            Mike Hankey
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            Ah the sweet smell of success… or not. :)

            New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site. I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              No, but he was full of shi...

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Shaving cream[^]? :confused:

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                Shaving cream[^]? :confused:

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                Shiny stars[^]?

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • W W Balboos GHB

                  Considering the content of his mouth - perhaps he wasn't a simple honest thief, but in reality, a politician!

                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

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                  W∴ Balboos wrote:

                  in reality, a politician!

                  You could say that he got a taste of his own medicine then... :doh:

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                  The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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                  I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
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                  • M Member 11683251

                    Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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                    dandy72
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                    If the smell didn't give it away, he deserved a taste of it.

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                    • W W Balboos GHB

                      Considering the content of his mouth - perhaps he wasn't a simple honest thief, but in reality, a politician!

                      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                      "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                      "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                      Daniel Pfeffer
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                      W∴ Balboos wrote:

                      perhaps he wasn't a simple honest thief, but in reality, a politician!

                      Nah, he was just your typical potty mouth.

                      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                      • M Member 11683251

                        Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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                        The one thing that doesn't taste like chicken?

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                        • M Member 11683251

                          Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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                          Rage
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                          That's the solution actually, just swap the labels on the tank caps.

                          Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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