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Don't siphon fuel, tastes like ****

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  • M Member 11683251

    Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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    Duncan Edwards Jones
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    Was he taking the piss?

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      No, but he was full of shi...

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      shioap FTFY

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      • M Member 11683251

        Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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        Lost User
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        Come on, this guy has a biogas plant at home and needed some "fresh" supply.

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        • M Member 11683251

          Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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          Mike Hankey
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          Ah the sweet smell of success… or not. :)

          New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site. I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            No, but he was full of shi...

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Shaving cream[^]? :confused:

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              Shaving cream[^]? :confused:

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              I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
              Me, all the time

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              Shiny stars[^]?

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              • W W Balboos GHB

                Considering the content of his mouth - perhaps he wasn't a simple honest thief, but in reality, a politician!

                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

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                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                W∴ Balboos wrote:

                in reality, a politician!

                You could say that he got a taste of his own medicine then... :doh:

                Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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                The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
                Winston Churchill, 1944
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                I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
                Me, all the time

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                • M Member 11683251

                  Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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                  dandy72
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                  If the smell didn't give it away, he deserved a taste of it.

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                  • W W Balboos GHB

                    Considering the content of his mouth - perhaps he wasn't a simple honest thief, but in reality, a politician!

                    "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                    "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                    "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                    Daniel Pfeffer
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                    W∴ Balboos wrote:

                    perhaps he wasn't a simple honest thief, but in reality, a politician!

                    Nah, he was just your typical potty mouth.

                    If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                    • M Member 11683251

                      Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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                      jeron1
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                      The one thing that doesn't taste like chicken?

                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                      • M Member 11683251

                        Here in Sweden it's a recurring problem with thieves syphoning fuel from boats during the summer. One thief had the unfortunate of siphoning from the wrong tank, vomit was discovered at the site and it would have seemed that the thief had tried to siphon of the cess tank. :-D Police hope that it's one less thief that will continue with this in the future.

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                        Rage
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                        That's the solution actually, just swap the labels on the tank caps.

                        Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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