VB makes me laugh
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I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
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I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"Marc Clifton wrote: Me this, me that. and it doesn't even make grammtical sense. "Me" is rarely (never?) the subject in a sentence: "I" is. "I run", "I rant about GWB", "I ShowWindow(SW_HIDE)". You would never say "Me run". at best, you could use "me" as an parameter to a function
I.Serialize(me). Or you could use "My" as a way to access member variables (but not to perform actions): "My.Button". but "me" makes no sense. :) -c
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I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". :) -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation
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I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"I am always amazed at the pickey junk you guys latch on to. Like 'this' is any better....
Paul Watson wrote: "At the end of the day it is what you produce that counts, not how many doctorates you have on the wall." George Carlin wrote: "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things." Unknown wrote: "I love long walks, especialy taken by those that annoy me." Paraphrased from TMNT: "Cricket? You have to know what a crumpet is to understand Cricket."
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I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files""Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." But, how is this different from this->Icon; this->Button; this->Name; Nothing is easier than expressing stupidity, you can do it in any language ;-)
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"Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." But, how is this different from this->Icon; this->Button; this->Name; Nothing is easier than expressing stupidity, you can do it in any language ;-)
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I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
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Read both out loud. Which one makes your head hurt after an 8 hour day? I think the C++ syntax reads closer to how we speak than the VB syntax. Or is it Me.think?
"Read both out loud. Which one makes your head hurt after an 8 hour day?" No thanks, haven't got headache medicine with me. But Me.think()
if(this->readOutLoad()) { this->brainExplode(); }Ok, you win. This brain will probably explode in a nicer pattern. Me.lose() -
...And top 'o th' mornin' t' ye all! Be wit yea jest as soon as i kin git me icon t' shew on me button 'bove me name! ---
But, oh god / Under the weight of life / Things seem / Brighter on the other side - David Matthews, Big Eyed Fish
:-D Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"VB - The language of choice for the discerning caveman.
Bruce Duncan, CP#9088, CPUA 0xA1EE, Sonork 100.10030
Blackadder: Baldrick, have you no idea what irony is?
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I am always amazed at the pickey junk you guys latch on to. Like 'this' is any better....
Paul Watson wrote: "At the end of the day it is what you produce that counts, not how many doctorates you have on the wall." George Carlin wrote: "Don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things." Unknown wrote: "I love long walks, especialy taken by those that annoy me." Paraphrased from TMNT: "Cricket? You have to know what a crumpet is to understand Cricket."
Exactly right Ray.
Paul Watson
Bluegrass
Cape Town, South AfricaMacbeth muttered: I am in blood / Stepped in so far, that should I wade no more, / Returning were as tedious as go o'er DavidW wrote: You are totally mad. Nice.
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I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"I have always hated the Windows forms of My Documents, My Network, My Porn Collection etc... Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
Warning Link to the minion's animation, do not use. It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox
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Jason Henderson wrote: VB is the language of choice for American Indians. All the slot machines use VB, from what I've heard! (well, OK, maybe I made that up). Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
...And top 'o th' mornin' t' ye all! Be wit yea jest as soon as i kin git me icon t' shew on me button 'bove me name! ---
But, oh god / Under the weight of life / Things seem / Brighter on the other side - David Matthews, Big Eyed Fish
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I have always hated the Windows forms of My Documents, My Network, My Porn Collection etc... Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
Warning Link to the minion's animation, do not use. It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox
Colin Davies wrote: I have always hated the Windows forms of My Documents, My Network I agree. Materialism at it's worst. Colin Davies wrote: My Porn Collection You've got one too, huh? :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". :) -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". Or the "youknow.button". You know? Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". Or the "youknow.button". You know? Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"Uh huh. That grey rectangular thingy. Squishy little thing. I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. :rolleyes: -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation
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Uh huh. That grey rectangular thingy. Squishy little thing. I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. :rolleyes: -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. I think we can blame Apple for spawning VB. I mean, Apple stole the visual "windows" concept from Xerox, and what did Microsoft do? They took a perfectly decent teaching language, BASIC, and turned it into the mutant we now know and loathe, so they would have a product that the average idiot could use to create competition with Apple and line BG's pockets to boot! (OK, that ramblerant [ooh, another word for pseudodictionary] may not have been worth the finger effort). :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. I think we can blame Apple for spawning VB. I mean, Apple stole the visual "windows" concept from Xerox, and what did Microsoft do? They took a perfectly decent teaching language, BASIC, and turned it into the mutant we now know and loathe, so they would have a product that the average idiot could use to create competition with Apple and line BG's pockets to boot! (OK, that ramblerant [ooh, another word for pseudodictionary] may not have been worth the finger effort). :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"I see your point! This just proves that every action, however small they may be, counts. Small small changes here and there can make one hell of a difference in the future. This also proves that we'll never be able to construct time travelling machines. Because if it was possible, we wouldn't be discussing this right now. :-D -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation