VB makes me laugh
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I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
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Read both out loud. Which one makes your head hurt after an 8 hour day? I think the C++ syntax reads closer to how we speak than the VB syntax. Or is it Me.think?
"Read both out loud. Which one makes your head hurt after an 8 hour day?" No thanks, haven't got headache medicine with me. But Me.think()
if(this->readOutLoad()) { this->brainExplode(); }Ok, you win. This brain will probably explode in a nicer pattern. Me.lose() -
...And top 'o th' mornin' t' ye all! Be wit yea jest as soon as i kin git me icon t' shew on me button 'bove me name! ---
But, oh god / Under the weight of life / Things seem / Brighter on the other side - David Matthews, Big Eyed Fish
:-D Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"VB - The language of choice for the discerning caveman.
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I am always amazed at the pickey junk you guys latch on to. Like 'this' is any better....
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Exactly right Ray.
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I was looking at the source code of VB.NET project a few minutes ago. I love this. "Me.Icon..." "Me.Button..." "Me.Name..." How egocentric can you get? VB.NET is like listening to a two year old. Me this, me that. :laugh::laugh::laugh: Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"I have always hated the Windows forms of My Documents, My Network, My Porn Collection etc... Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
Warning Link to the minion's animation, do not use. It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox
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Jason Henderson wrote: VB is the language of choice for American Indians. All the slot machines use VB, from what I've heard! (well, OK, maybe I made that up). Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
...And top 'o th' mornin' t' ye all! Be wit yea jest as soon as i kin git me icon t' shew on me button 'bove me name! ---
But, oh god / Under the weight of life / Things seem / Brighter on the other side - David Matthews, Big Eyed Fish
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I have always hated the Windows forms of My Documents, My Network, My Porn Collection etc... Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
Warning Link to the minion's animation, do not use. It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox
Colin Davies wrote: I have always hated the Windows forms of My Documents, My Network I agree. Materialism at it's worst. Colin Davies wrote: My Porn Collection You've got one too, huh? :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". :) -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". Or the "youknow.button". You know? Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". Or the "youknow.button". You know? Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"Uh huh. That grey rectangular thingy. Squishy little thing. I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. :rolleyes: -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation
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Uh huh. That grey rectangular thingy. Squishy little thing. I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. :rolleyes: -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. I think we can blame Apple for spawning VB. I mean, Apple stole the visual "windows" concept from Xerox, and what did Microsoft do? They took a perfectly decent teaching language, BASIC, and turned it into the mutant we now know and loathe, so they would have a product that the average idiot could use to create competition with Apple and line BG's pockets to boot! (OK, that ramblerant [ooh, another word for pseudodictionary] may not have been worth the finger effort). :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. I think we can blame Apple for spawning VB. I mean, Apple stole the visual "windows" concept from Xerox, and what did Microsoft do? They took a perfectly decent teaching language, BASIC, and turned it into the mutant we now know and loathe, so they would have a product that the average idiot could use to create competition with Apple and line BG's pockets to boot! (OK, that ramblerant [ooh, another word for pseudodictionary] may not have been worth the finger effort). :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"I see your point! This just proves that every action, however small they may be, counts. Small small changes here and there can make one hell of a difference in the future. This also proves that we'll never be able to construct time travelling machines. Because if it was possible, we wouldn't be discussing this right now. :-D -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation
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I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". :) -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation
yeah, luckily in C++ we have "this" ... :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!
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I have always hated the Windows forms of My Documents, My Network, My Porn Collection etc... Regardz Colin J Davies
Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin
Warning Link to the minion's animation, do not use. It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox
Colin Davies wrote: My Porn Collection Hey cool ! Is that an undocumented feature? How do you get to that... :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!
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I see your point! This just proves that every action, however small they may be, counts. Small small changes here and there can make one hell of a difference in the future. This also proves that we'll never be able to construct time travelling machines. Because if it was possible, we wouldn't be discussing this right now. :-D -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation
Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Small small changes here and there can make one hell of a difference in the future Yes, but the "butterfly effect" that the chaos people talk about is BS. Most systems are dampening, like atmospheric systems. Some systems, like technology, are the opposite. Software is the first virtual perpetual motion machine. It keeps creating more energy (aka bugs). Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Because if it was possible, we wouldn't be discussing this right now. Unfortunately, we're locked into a time stream in which VB was never squashed. It's the OTHER time stream we want to be in. Damn. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"