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  • J Jason Henderson

    VB is the language of choice for American Indians. :laugh::~

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    Jason Henderson wrote: VB is the language of choice for American Indians. All the slot machines use VB, from what I've heard! (well, OK, maybe I made that up). Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
    Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
    Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
    Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

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      ...And top 'o th' mornin' t' ye all! Be wit yea jest as soon as i kin git me icon t' shew on me button 'bove me name! ---

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      So the VB designers we're northerner's? Now I get it...


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      • C ColinDavies

        I have always hated the Windows forms of My Documents, My Network, My Porn Collection etc... Regardz Colin J Davies

        Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

        Warning Link to the minion's animation, do not use. It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox

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        Colin Davies wrote: I have always hated the Windows forms of My Documents, My Network I agree. Materialism at it's worst. Colin Davies wrote: My Porn Collection You've got one too, huh? :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
        Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
        Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
        Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

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        • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

          I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". :) -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation

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          Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". Or the "youknow.button". You know? Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
          Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
          Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
          Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

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            Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". Or the "youknow.button". You know? Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
            Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
            Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
            Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

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            Uh huh. That grey rectangular thingy. Squishy little thing. I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. :rolleyes: -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation

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              Uh huh. That grey rectangular thingy. Squishy little thing. I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. :rolleyes: -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation

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              Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. I think we can blame Apple for spawning VB. I mean, Apple stole the visual "windows" concept from Xerox, and what did Microsoft do? They took a perfectly decent teaching language, BASIC, and turned it into the mutant we now know and loathe, so they would have a product that the average idiot could use to create competition with Apple and line BG's pockets to boot! (OK, that ramblerant [ooh, another word for pseudodictionary] may not have been worth the finger effort). :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
              Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
              Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
              Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

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                Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: I have a feeling Mac programmers would love VB. I think we can blame Apple for spawning VB. I mean, Apple stole the visual "windows" concept from Xerox, and what did Microsoft do? They took a perfectly decent teaching language, BASIC, and turned it into the mutant we now know and loathe, so they would have a product that the average idiot could use to create competition with Apple and line BG's pockets to boot! (OK, that ramblerant [ooh, another word for pseudodictionary] may not have been worth the finger effort). :-D Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
                Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
                Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
                Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

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                I see your point! This just proves that every action, however small they may be, counts. Small small changes here and there can make one hell of a difference in the future. This also proves that we'll never be able to construct time travelling machines. Because if it was possible, we wouldn't be discussing this right now. :-D -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation

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                • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                  I'm surprised they didn't call it "that" or "thingy". :) -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation

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                  yeah, luckily in C++ we have "this" ... :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!

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                    I have always hated the Windows forms of My Documents, My Network, My Porn Collection etc... Regardz Colin J Davies

                    Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                    Warning Link to the minion's animation, do not use. It's a real shame that people as stupid as you can work out how to use a computer. said by Christian Graus in the Soapbox

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                    Colin Davies wrote: My Porn Collection Hey cool ! Is that an undocumented feature? How do you get to that... :) ¡El diablo está en mis pantalones! ¡Mire, mire! Real Mentats use only 100% pure, unfooled around with Sapho Juice(tm)!

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                    • J Jorgen Sigvardsson

                      I see your point! This just proves that every action, however small they may be, counts. Small small changes here and there can make one hell of a difference in the future. This also proves that we'll never be able to construct time travelling machines. Because if it was possible, we wouldn't be discussing this right now. :-D -- Tune your mind, reach inside, peel away Touch, Taste, Feel, Saturation

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                      Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Small small changes here and there can make one hell of a difference in the future Yes, but the "butterfly effect" that the chaos people talk about is BS. Most systems are dampening, like atmospheric systems. Some systems, like technology, are the opposite. Software is the first virtual perpetual motion machine. It keeps creating more energy (aka bugs). Jörgen Sigvardsson wrote: Because if it was possible, we wouldn't be discussing this right now. Unfortunately, we're locked into a time stream in which VB was never squashed. It's the OTHER time stream we want to be in. Damn. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
                      Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
                      Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
                      Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"

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