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  • L Lost User

    No - people cell them

    PooperPig - Coming Soon

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    Ravi Bhavnani
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    What do they charge? /ravi

    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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      Are dead batteries given away free of charge?

      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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      megaadam
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      U R I say right.

      Life is too shor

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      • R Ravi Bhavnani

        What do they charge? /ravi

        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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        Lost User
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        Not what they charge - what they are charged *with* ... Assault and battery

        PooperPig - Coming Soon

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        • M megaadam

          U R I say right.

          Life is too shor

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          Kenneth Haugland
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          It is Ohm-nimpotence I'd say

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Are dead batteries given away free of charge?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            Sander Rossel
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            On the plus side they'll be off your hands.

            Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

            Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

            Regards, Sander

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            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

              On the plus side they'll be off your hands.

              Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

              Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

              Regards, Sander

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              Kenneth Haugland
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              You'd be shocked then...

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                Are dead batteries given away free of charge?

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Bootking
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                Always let ruminants insert your batteries. Elk-aligned batteries are the best.

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                • K Kenneth Haugland

                  You'd be shocked then...

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                  Sander Rossel
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                  It's electrifying![^]

                  Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                  Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                  Regards, Sander

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                  • B Bootking

                    Always let ruminants insert your batteries. Elk-aligned batteries are the best.

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    I prefer to use carnivores: Liions are good...

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Are dead batteries given away free of charge?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      den2k88
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                      No, they aren't current anymore.

                      Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

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                      • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                        It's electrifying![^]

                        Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                        Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                        Regards, Sander

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                        Kenneth Haugland
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                        Like lightning[^].

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Are dead batteries given away free of charge?

                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                          Lost User
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                          :thumbsup: Thanks for another one which also I understand :laugh:

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Are dead batteries given away free of charge?

                            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                            W Balboos GHB
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                            You pile it ion but word leaked and anode you really didn't mean it.

                            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                            "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Are dead batteries given away free of charge?

                              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              I'm positive they are

                              New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site. I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Are dead batteries given away free of charge?

                                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                S Houghtelin
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                                There's no potential that could happen.

                                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  Are dead batteries given away free of charge?

                                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                  CPallini
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                                  :laugh: :thumbsup:

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    Are dead batteries given away free of charge?

                                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                    Corporal Agarn
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                                    You have an acid tongue.

                                    Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                                    • C Corporal Agarn

                                      You have an acid tongue.

                                      Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                                      OriginalGriff
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                                      What are you trying to say? A? A? A?

                                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        What are you trying to say? A? A? A?

                                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                        Corporal Agarn
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                                        C what happens?

                                        Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          Are dead batteries given away free of charge?

                                          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                                          ricmil42
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                                          Some of these puns are re-volting!

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