Thought of the day

[Lost User]

Not what they charge - what they are charged *with* ... Assault and battery

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[Kenneth Haugland]

It is Ohm-nimpotence I'd say

[Sander Rossel]

On the plus side they'll be off your hands.

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[Kenneth Haugland]

You'd be shocked then...

[Bootking]

Always let ruminants insert your batteries. Elk-aligned batteries are the best.

[Sander Rossel]

It's electrifying![^]

Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

Regards, Sander

[OriginalGriff]

I prefer to use carnivores: Liions are good...

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[den2k88]

No, they aren't current anymore.

Geek code v 3.12 {      GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*      Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X } If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

[Kenneth Haugland]

Like lightning[^].

[Lost User]

:thumbsup: Thanks for another one which also I understand :laugh:

[W Balboos GHB]

You pile it ion but word leaked and anode you really didn't mean it.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

[Mike Hankey]

I'm positive they are

New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site. I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!

[S Houghtelin]

There's no potential that could happen.

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[CPallini]

:laugh: :thumbsup:

[Corporal Agarn]

You have an acid tongue.

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[OriginalGriff]

What are you trying to say? A? A? A?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[Corporal Agarn]

C what happens?

Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.

[ricmil42]

Some of these puns are re-volting!

[OriginalGriff]

We did that one on Tuesday! http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/5123448/Thought-of-the-day.aspx[^] :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

[ricmil42]

Watt? I must have missed it!