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    Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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      Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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      Sounds like something the clown PMs I used to work with would say to their constituents describing their project management process. These clowns would talk Agile this, Agile that, and typically lead 1 meeting at the beginning of a project. Then about a day after the meeting I would typically receive an email from them with a memo like they were my best friend, a big fancy signature with PMP, CSM at the end of their name, the Project Plan (requirements of the entire project to them), and we'd start coding until we were done!

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        Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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        The marketing guys will be going nuts right now.. Hydragile Agile Flow H2Agile ..let the trademark registering begin! :laugh:

        How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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          Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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          Avijnata wrote:

          Waterfallish Agile.

          I could say that! But I would say it as a sarcasm, equal to "Wannabe Agile". Maybe not the meaning your guy on the bus intended. :|

          Life is too shor

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            Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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            Oh! The irony of it all! When used in the context of writing code, "Agile" is a single-word oxymoron!

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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              The marketing guys will be going nuts right now.. Hydragile Agile Flow H2Agile ..let the trademark registering begin! :laugh:

              How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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              Hydragile it is. Although, for the sake of correctitude, it should be Zerglingagile, or, for professionals, Lingagile.

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                Hydragile it is. Although, for the sake of correctitude, it should be Zerglingagile, or, for professionals, Lingagile.

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                I would prefer Agile Lingerie.

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                  Hydragile it is. Although, for the sake of correctitude, it should be Zerglingagile, or, for professionals, Lingagile.

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                  Cristian Amarie wrote:

                  correctitude... professionals

                  I did say marketing :laugh:

                  How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                    Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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                    ninja agile - agile, but the company has an aversion to any agile references because 'Agile doesn't work for us' so you have to hide it.

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                      Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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                      How about Agillish Waterfall

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                        Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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                        Is that when you use a waterboard rather than a KanBan board?

                        "If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.

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