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  • A Amarnath S

    Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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    Sounds like something the clown PMs I used to work with would say to their constituents describing their project management process. These clowns would talk Agile this, Agile that, and typically lead 1 meeting at the beginning of a project. Then about a day after the meeting I would typically receive an email from them with a memo like they were my best friend, a big fancy signature with PMP, CSM at the end of their name, the Project Plan (requirements of the entire project to them), and we'd start coding until we were done!

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    • A Amarnath S

      Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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      Lost User
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      The marketing guys will be going nuts right now.. Hydragile Agile Flow H2Agile ..let the trademark registering begin! :laugh:

      How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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      • A Amarnath S

        Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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        Avijnata wrote:

        Waterfallish Agile.

        I could say that! But I would say it as a sarcasm, equal to "Wannabe Agile". Maybe not the meaning your guy on the bus intended. :|

        Life is too shor

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          The marketing guys will be going nuts right now.. Hydragile Agile Flow H2Agile ..let the trademark registering begin! :laugh:

          How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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          Cristian Amarie
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          Hydragile it is. Although, for the sake of correctitude, it should be Zerglingagile, or, for professionals, Lingagile.

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          • A Amarnath S

            Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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            Oh! The irony of it all! When used in the context of writing code, "Agile" is a single-word oxymoron!

            "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

            "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

            "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            • C Cristian Amarie

              Hydragile it is. Although, for the sake of correctitude, it should be Zerglingagile, or, for professionals, Lingagile.

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              megaadam
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              I would prefer Agile Lingerie.

              Life is too shor

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              • C Cristian Amarie

                Hydragile it is. Although, for the sake of correctitude, it should be Zerglingagile, or, for professionals, Lingagile.

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                Cristian Amarie wrote:

                correctitude... professionals

                I did say marketing :laugh:

                How do you know so much about swallows? Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

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                • A Amarnath S

                  Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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                  GStrad
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                  ninja agile - agile, but the company has an aversion to any agile references because 'Agile doesn't work for us' so you have to hide it.

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                  • A Amarnath S

                    Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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                    Brian C Hart
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                    How about Agillish Waterfall

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                    • A Amarnath S

                      Waterfallish Agile. Recently heard in the public bus to work. What could it mean?

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                      Is that when you use a waterboard rather than a KanBan board?

                      "If you don't fail at least 90 percent of the time, you're not aiming high enough." Alan Kay.

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