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  • G Gittum

    lactose intollerance should be more common!

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    jeron1
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    True, but just barley.

    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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    • M megaadam

      Well, I know a few zombie vegans who do just that.

      Life is too shor

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      PIEBALDconsult
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      Yeah, aren't vegans all just brain-dead zombies anyway?

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      • H HobbyProggy

        What if they have gluten intollerance?

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        With Vegans the biggest problem is BACON deprivation. I mean, going vegan *is* dying!

        veni bibi saltavi

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Do vegan zombies eat GRAAAIIINNNZZZ?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          Forogar
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          No, they eat BEEEEEEEEANZ! Heinz, of course. Beans Means Vegan Zombies... no, that doesn't work as a jingle!

          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Do vegan zombies eat GRAAAIIINNNZZZ?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            MacSpudster
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            Yes. Need proof? Easy: They LETTUCE live because we don't MEAT their dietary standards. As well, they don't eat processed foods, either, because CAN-NIBBLES they are not. FYI ~ It took me a while to FLESH out this reply...

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            • M MacSpudster

              Yes. Need proof? Easy: They LETTUCE live because we don't MEAT their dietary standards. As well, they don't eat processed foods, either, because CAN-NIBBLES they are not. FYI ~ It took me a while to FLESH out this reply...

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              OriginalGriff
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              And there is me, with but the single 5 to give you! :sigh:

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              • G Gittum

                Vegans ∩ Zombies = ∅ ;P

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                Kenneth Haugland
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                You imply that Zombie mothers don't breast feed their children?

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  And there is me, with but the single 5 to give you! :sigh:

                  Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                  Kenneth Haugland
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                  Yeah you know, some bees like it ;P

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                  • J jeron1

                    True, but just barley.

                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                    RaviBee
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                    You just wheat my appetite for this kind of humor. /ravi

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                    • RaviBeeR RaviBee

                      You just wheat my appetite for this kind of humor. /ravi

                      My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                      jeron1
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                      An appreciation for rye humor is necessary.

                      "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Do vegan zombies eat GRAAAIIINNNZZZ?

                        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                        Gary R Wheeler
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                        Hold still, 'Griff. We're going to have to hurt you now.

                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                        • J jeron1

                          An appreciation for rye humor is necessary.

                          "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                          RaviBee
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                          There is a grain of truth to that. /ravi

                          My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                          • K Kenneth Haugland

                            You imply that Zombie mothers don't breast feed their children?

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                            Gittum
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                            Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                            breast feed their children?

                            But those are Zombie-kids! :doh:

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