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  • M megaadam

    Well, I know a few zombie vegans who do just that.

    Life is too shor

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    PIEBALDconsult
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    Yeah, aren't vegans all just brain-dead zombies anyway?

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    • H HobbyProggy

      What if they have gluten intollerance?

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      With Vegans the biggest problem is BACON deprivation. I mean, going vegan *is* dying!

      veni bibi saltavi

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Do vegan zombies eat GRAAAIIINNNZZZ?

        Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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        Forogar
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        No, they eat BEEEEEEEEANZ! Heinz, of course. Beans Means Vegan Zombies... no, that doesn't work as a jingle!

        - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Do vegan zombies eat GRAAAIIINNNZZZ?

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          MacSpudster
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          Yes. Need proof? Easy: They LETTUCE live because we don't MEAT their dietary standards. As well, they don't eat processed foods, either, because CAN-NIBBLES they are not. FYI ~ It took me a while to FLESH out this reply...

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          • M MacSpudster

            Yes. Need proof? Easy: They LETTUCE live because we don't MEAT their dietary standards. As well, they don't eat processed foods, either, because CAN-NIBBLES they are not. FYI ~ It took me a while to FLESH out this reply...

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            OriginalGriff
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            And there is me, with but the single 5 to give you! :sigh:

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            • G Gittum

              Vegans ∩ Zombies = ∅ ;P

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              Kenneth Haugland
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              You imply that Zombie mothers don't breast feed their children?

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                And there is me, with but the single 5 to give you! :sigh:

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Kenneth Haugland
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                Yeah you know, some bees like it ;P

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                • J jeron1

                  True, but just barley.

                  "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                  Ravi Bhavnani
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                  You just wheat my appetite for this kind of humor. /ravi

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                  • R Ravi Bhavnani

                    You just wheat my appetite for this kind of humor. /ravi

                    My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                    jeron1
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                    An appreciation for rye humor is necessary.

                    "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Do vegan zombies eat GRAAAIIINNNZZZ?

                      Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                      Gary R Wheeler
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                      Hold still, 'Griff. We're going to have to hurt you now.

                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                      • J jeron1

                        An appreciation for rye humor is necessary.

                        "the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst "I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

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                        Ravi Bhavnani
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                        There is a grain of truth to that. /ravi

                        My new year resolution: 2048 x 1536 Home | Articles | My .NET bits | Freeware ravib(at)ravib(dot)com

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                        • K Kenneth Haugland

                          You imply that Zombie mothers don't breast feed their children?

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                          Gittum
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                          Kenneth Haugland wrote:

                          breast feed their children?

                          But those are Zombie-kids! :doh:

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