Is this too much to ask?
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Don't bother, non-coffee drinkers are notoriously illogical!
veni bibi saltavi
Says the addict.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Manfred Rudolf Bihy wrote:
Fell free to enlighten us!
Seems it may not be possible for some. :doh:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
RyanDev wrote:
Seems it may not be possible for some.
Are you trying to tell me you're experiencing difficulties arguing your point or are you just being an a$$hole? Inquisitive minds need to know! ;P Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
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It is pretty common for companies, at least in America, to provide free coffee to their employees via a coffee machine. I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars. No one has come through yet. Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally? :(
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Same here (non-coffee drinker) - we have tea for that, but I do not drink much tea either... I will check for snack - never thought of it...
Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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RyanDev wrote:
Seems it may not be possible for some.
Are you trying to tell me you're experiencing difficulties arguing your point or are you just being an a$$hole? Inquisitive minds need to know! ;P Cheers!
"I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability!"
Ron White, Comedian
Manfred Rudolf Bihy wrote:
Are you trying to tell me you're experiencing difficulties arguing your point or are you just being an a$$hole?
Nope and nope. The point needs no arguing.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It is pretty common for companies, at least in America, to provide free coffee to their employees via a coffee machine. I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars. No one has come through yet. Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally? :(
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
RyanDev wrote:
I don't drink coffee
Don't worry I'll help you covering it up by drinking your share, too.
RyanDev wrote:
I ask for free Snickers candy bars.
I'm happy noone thought about that, I'd be diabetic and severely obese. I elephanting love that poison.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Says the addict.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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RyanDev wrote:
I don't drink coffee
Don't worry I'll help you covering it up by drinking your share, too.
RyanDev wrote:
I ask for free Snickers candy bars.
I'm happy noone thought about that, I'd be diabetic and severely obese. I elephanting love that poison.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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den2k88 wrote:
I elephanting love that poison.
Are you talking about Snickers or coffee? ;)
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Yes! ;P
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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It is pretty common for companies, at least in America, to provide free coffee to their employees via a coffee machine. I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars. No one has come through yet. Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally? :(
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
This is what I call a "first-world problem". Buy your own damn candy (go to Costco or Sam's Club and buy big-ass boxes of them for less than retail). Problem solved.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013 -
This is what I call a "first-world problem". Buy your own damn candy (go to Costco or Sam's Club and buy big-ass boxes of them for less than retail). Problem solved.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
Buy your own damn candy
You're racist against non-coffee drinkers. :thumbsdown: I'd love to see your reaction if they took away your coffee at work (assuming you drink coffee).
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It is pretty common for companies, at least in America, to provide free coffee to their employees via a coffee machine. I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars. No one has come through yet. Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally? :(
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Yes, it is; coffee is a common beverage consumed by the majority of the company. As others have noted, free Tea is usually available for non-coffee drinkers. You want snickers; Mary in accounting wants Twix; Fred in IT loves M&Ms, so soon someone runs around providing individual perks for folks who prefer custom FOOD to an offered free beverage. It is too much to ask, yes sir. Thanks for asking. :-O
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Yes, it is; coffee is a common beverage consumed by the majority of the company. As others have noted, free Tea is usually available for non-coffee drinkers. You want snickers; Mary in accounting wants Twix; Fred in IT loves M&Ms, so soon someone runs around providing individual perks for folks who prefer custom FOOD to an offered free beverage. It is too much to ask, yes sir. Thanks for asking. :-O
dexterama wrote:
free Tea is usually available for non-coffee drinkers.
I don't drink tea either. :sigh:
dexterama wrote:
Mary in accounting wants Twix; Fred in IT loves M&Ms, so soon someone runs around providing individual perks for folks who prefer custom FOOD to
Kind of link Mary who wants hazelnut coffee, Fred who wants French Vanilla, you who wants Mocha Swirl. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It is pretty common for companies, at least in America, to provide free coffee to their employees via a coffee machine. I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars. No one has come through yet. Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally? :(
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It is pretty common for companies, at least in America, to provide free coffee to their employees via a coffee machine. I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars. No one has come through yet. Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally? :(
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
Many, many, many years ago I had a job working away during the week, Monday to Thursday 5 of us would live together where one of the directors and his wife also lived in a separate apartment. Each morning she made us a cooked breakfast. Each lunchtime he brought in to the office a selection of sandwiches and other snacks that she had made. Each evening she would make us dinner. We were also given beer and cigarettes each evening. It was great. They went bust at the end of the contract.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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It is pretty common for companies, at least in America, to provide free coffee to their employees via a coffee machine. I don't drink coffee so each job I have worked at I ask for free Snickers candy bars. No one has come through yet. Is it too much to ask that the minority (non-coffee drinkers) be treated fairly and equally? :(
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
I'm pretty sure there is also a faucet? So just drink tap water. ;P
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dexterama wrote:
free Tea is usually available for non-coffee drinkers.
I don't drink tea either. :sigh:
dexterama wrote:
Mary in accounting wants Twix; Fred in IT loves M&Ms, so soon someone runs around providing individual perks for folks who prefer custom FOOD to
Kind of link Mary who wants hazelnut coffee, Fred who wants French Vanilla, you who wants Mocha Swirl. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Many, many, many years ago I had a job working away during the week, Monday to Thursday 5 of us would live together where one of the directors and his wife also lived in a separate apartment. Each morning she made us a cooked breakfast. Each lunchtime he brought in to the office a selection of sandwiches and other snacks that she had made. Each evening she would make us dinner. We were also given beer and cigarettes each evening. It was great. They went bust at the end of the contract.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
chriselst wrote:
Many, many, many years ago I had a job working away during the week, Monday to Thursday 5 of us would live together where one of the directors and his wife also lived in a separate apartment. Each morning she made us a cooked breakfast. Each lunchtime he brought in to the office a selection of sandwiches and other snacks that she had made. Each evening she would make us dinner. We were also given beer and cigarettes each evening. It was great.
There are other needs as well. :D
