Genetic tests establish that Programmers are a hybrid species of Human
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This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^]. I expect further testing to establish that programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome; of course, I say that with no intent to commit Sapiens-chauvinism.
"O wonder!
How many chimeric creatures are there here!
How miscegnatious mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such interbred hominiform mutants in't."Miranda not speaking in "The Tempest" not by W. Shakespeare
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^]. I expect further testing to establish that programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome; of course, I say that with no intent to commit Sapiens-chauvinism.
"O wonder!
How many chimeric creatures are there here!
How miscegnatious mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such interbred hominiform mutants in't."Miranda not speaking in "The Tempest" not by W. Shakespeare
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
It isn't going to be a very prolific species - their default answer to everything is "Unable to reproduce" :laugh:
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This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^]. I expect further testing to establish that programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome; of course, I say that with no intent to commit Sapiens-chauvinism.
"O wonder!
How many chimeric creatures are there here!
How miscegnatious mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such interbred hominiform mutants in't."Miranda not speaking in "The Tempest" not by W. Shakespeare
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
Well I liked that Iron Maiden disc!
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^]. I expect further testing to establish that programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome; of course, I say that with no intent to commit Sapiens-chauvinism.
"O wonder!
How many chimeric creatures are there here!
How miscegnatious mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such interbred hominiform mutants in't."Miranda not speaking in "The Tempest" not by W. Shakespeare
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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Furthermore, the team found that his Neanderthal ancestor lived only 200 years before his death.
Only? Only?! I think 200 years is a pretty decent age to die at. :p (yeah, yeah. I know)
We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc.
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This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^]. I expect further testing to establish that programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome; of course, I say that with no intent to commit Sapiens-chauvinism.
"O wonder!
How many chimeric creatures are there here!
How miscegnatious mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such interbred hominiform mutants in't."Miranda not speaking in "The Tempest" not by W. Shakespeare
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
Half men, half coffee and half expletives.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver "When you have eliminated the JavaScript, whatever remains must be an empty page." -- Mike Hankey
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Furthermore, the team found that his Neanderthal ancestor lived only 200 years before his death.
Only? Only?! I think 200 years is a pretty decent age to die at. :p (yeah, yeah. I know)
We won't sit down. We won't shut up. We won't go quietly away. YouTube and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc.
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This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^]. I expect further testing to establish that programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome; of course, I say that with no intent to commit Sapiens-chauvinism.
"O wonder!
How many chimeric creatures are there here!
How miscegnatious mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such interbred hominiform mutants in't."Miranda not speaking in "The Tempest" not by W. Shakespeare
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
BillWoodruff wrote:
programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome
Ruby on Rails programmers have the highest. No, strike that, they're a completely different species altogether. Marc
Imperative to Functional Programming Succinctly Contributors Wanted for Higher Order Programming Project!
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This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^]. I expect further testing to establish that programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome; of course, I say that with no intent to commit Sapiens-chauvinism.
"O wonder!
How many chimeric creatures are there here!
How miscegnatious mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such interbred hominiform mutants in't."Miranda not speaking in "The Tempest" not by W. Shakespeare
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
I am told that a lot of us have ADHD but I also think that people that are good at the job are not taught but born. Nothing wrong with visual basic and it uses the same p-code (Sorry MS calls it MLIC or something else) as C# that i use today. It's the bloated .NET framework that you need as an interface into windows were the trouble starts.
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This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^]. I expect further testing to establish that programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome; of course, I say that with no intent to commit Sapiens-chauvinism.
"O wonder!
How many chimeric creatures are there here!
How miscegnatious mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such interbred hominiform mutants in't."Miranda not speaking in "The Tempest" not by W. Shakespeare
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
What I want to know is, how Neanderthals got so much of our DNA. :mad:
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This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^]. I expect further testing to establish that programmers who prefer PhP, Visual Basic, or, Objective C, have a greater percentage of Neanderthal in their genome; of course, I say that with no intent to commit Sapiens-chauvinism.
"O wonder!
How many chimeric creatures are there here!
How miscegnatious mankind is! O brave new world,
That has such interbred hominiform mutants in't."Miranda not speaking in "The Tempest" not by W. Shakespeare
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
BillWoodruff wrote:
This is a relief to know, but, I suspected this about myself all along: [^].
This is really fascinating stuff, anthropologists will have a ball. This means that the Neanderthals didn't actually die out and we are a different subspecies of homo sapiens from those that didn't interbreed with them. They could name us homo sapiens sapiens somewhatneanderthalensis to distinguish us. A hybrid between homo sapiens sapiens phpensis and homo sapiens sapiens mysqlensis could be named homo sapiens sapiens backendis and a hybrid between homo sapiens sapiens csharpis, homo sapiens sapiens pythonensis, homo sapiens sapiens htmlensis and homo sapiens sapiens lispsiensis could be named homo sapiens sapiens multipracticus. A hybrid between homo sapiens sapiens vbsixis and homo sapiens sapiens vbdotnetsis could be dubbed homo sapiens sapiens unluckyensis.