Friday Problem
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Fridays can become very stale and uninteresting when a propaganda and indoctrination event (officially as 'teambuilding') is scheduled for saturday.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Fridays can become very stale and uninteresting when a propaganda and indoctrination event (officially as 'teambuilding') is scheduled for saturday.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.It's a shame that the organiser of the event gets arrested tonight during the police raid on his home based on faulty evidence that he is housing 183 Syrians in his spare room and so the event gets cancelled. #massive hint#
veni bibi saltavi
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let's just call it a prolonged friday problem :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
It's a shame that the organiser of the event gets arrested tonight during the police raid on his home based on faulty evidence that he is housing 183 Syrians in his spare room and so the event gets cancelled. #massive hint#
veni bibi saltavi
Hmm. I also heard of a few crates of weapons, ammunition and a few pounds of drugs hidden in the basement. Perhaps this may also be of interest?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
It's a shame that the organiser of the event gets arrested tonight during the police raid on his home based on faulty evidence that he is housing 183 Syrians in his spare room and so the event gets cancelled. #massive hint#
veni bibi saltavi
the best solution solves cases not consequences :)
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the best solution solves cases not consequences :)
And I thought that the person in question, sitting in a bath tub full of acid, would be the best solution. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
And I thought that the person in question, sitting in a bath tub full of acid, would be the best solution. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Well the best solution is to add protection to the bath tub against the acid. You don't want someone falling through the bath tub into whichever room is below it right?
Man, you are really good at thinking things through. :laugh: It also helps on resale value of the house as the tub does not need replaced.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Man, you are really good at thinking things through. :laugh: It also helps on resale value of the house as the tub does not need replaced.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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That and removing the meth lab from the cellar, so you don't lie about it and have to sell the house to your junkie son later on. :-D
And how do you generally explain someone sitting in a coated tub full of acid? Why not arrange his bath at his house and not worry about his tub, his basement or sons.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
And how do you generally explain someone sitting in a coated tub full of acid? Why not arrange his bath at his house and not worry about his tub, his basement or sons.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.I was referencing Breaking Bad. Because after a character there tried dissolving someone in acid and failing to take necessary precautions - body falling through his ceiling, they went on to sell the house, which this character in the end bought, since his parents were selling it but lied about the meth lab. I've just seen it to the third season, that's why I thought of it. But yeah good plan about doing it at his house, but how would you get the acid into the tub? :laugh:
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I was referencing Breaking Bad. Because after a character there tried dissolving someone in acid and failing to take necessary precautions - body falling through his ceiling, they went on to sell the house, which this character in the end bought, since his parents were selling it but lied about the meth lab. I've just seen it to the third season, that's why I thought of it. But yeah good plan about doing it at his house, but how would you get the acid into the tub? :laugh:
You would need five or six adequately protected canisters.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Fridays can become very stale and uninteresting when a propaganda and indoctrination event (officially as 'teambuilding') is scheduled for saturday.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.I recently survived a 'teambuilding' week. It was mind-numbingly uninteresting and by the end of it everyone except the leader of the event appeared quite glad it was over. 'Teambuilding' appears to generally be an idea coming from people who are not working in teams - usually those people who have their own offices away from the 'teams'.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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And I thought that the person in question, sitting in a bath tub full of acid, would be the best solution. :-)
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.A caustic agent is far more effective than acidic one. Its cheaper too. ;) It also wont run the risk of ruining the bathtub or creating toxic vapours. Spilling as little as 50 or 100mls of hydrofluoric acid on unprotected skin is often a death sentence, since it's absorbed so readily and the fluorine causes it to migrate to the bones, where it continues to poison you for the next few days. It's a contact-poison. Breaking Bad was no more accurate with that part of chemistry than it was with most of the rest (pretty awful) Caustic soda on the other hand can be bought by your average 10 year old..
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I recently survived a 'teambuilding' week. It was mind-numbingly uninteresting and by the end of it everyone except the leader of the event appeared quite glad it was over. 'Teambuilding' appears to generally be an idea coming from people who are not working in teams - usually those people who have their own offices away from the 'teams'.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
Teambuilding works best the traditional way: A bunch of young kids in uniforms and one screaming drill sarge.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
Teambuilding works best the traditional way: A bunch of young kids in uniforms and one screaming drill sarge.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.I think 'teambuilding' works best by working together - no need to abstract the concept into an opportunity for someone to drone on and on about ideas cooked up by some ridiculous management theory full of meaningless buzzwords. If there are problems in the team, these can be sorted out in the context of working together.
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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It's a shame that the organiser of the event gets arrested tonight during the police raid on his home based on faulty evidence that he is housing 183 Syrians in his spare room and so the event gets cancelled. #massive hint#
veni bibi saltavi
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I was referencing Breaking Bad. Because after a character there tried dissolving someone in acid and failing to take necessary precautions - body falling through his ceiling, they went on to sell the house, which this character in the end bought, since his parents were selling it but lied about the meth lab. I've just seen it to the third season, that's why I thought of it. But yeah good plan about doing it at his house, but how would you get the acid into the tub? :laugh:
Dang I have not watched BB, so did not know they had the house sale problem. :)
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
