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  • E Eytukan

    Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

    Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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    Is it pink? If yes, then there you go. If not - Does it have any feminine extensions, perhaps an attached mirror or a heart sticker glued on - then there you go. See text messages - do they have a lot of "Aww", "Cute", {other feminine adjectives here}? - then there you go. See if it has any feminine apps (CandyCrush, the one with a jumping unicorn, etc) installed - then there you go. These distinctions should suffice the purpose. :laugh:

    You have just been Sharapova'd.

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      Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote:

      I replace my phone every 5-8 years

      :omg: 8 Years! is so much time for a smartphone. By the end of 3rd year, the phone itself would be shying away from being called a "smart"phone when the contemporary peers start show off what it really means to be smart :) I'd think about this only I can own iPhone-18S & Nexus-20 right today. :-\

      Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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      Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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      My current phone is my ever first 'smart' phone - it is less than one year old...Before that I had a simple flip-phone from Samsung... My phones are smart because I use them in a smart way - if not these are only a piece of metal does not matter what version number sticked to it...

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      • E Eytukan

        Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

        Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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        Does the name start with an i?

        Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

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          Is it pink? If yes, then there you go. If not - Does it have any feminine extensions, perhaps an attached mirror or a heart sticker glued on - then there you go. See text messages - do they have a lot of "Aww", "Cute", {other feminine adjectives here}? - then there you go. See if it has any feminine apps (CandyCrush, the one with a jumping unicorn, etc) installed - then there you go. These distinctions should suffice the purpose. :laugh:

          You have just been Sharapova'd.

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          Member 11683251
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          What if it's a male that acts in a stereotypical gay way. Recently I've met a lot of people who acts like they where straight out of some tv show. :) I think this is the way to guess the gender of the owner with a high probability of success but we have to consider these edge cases.

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            Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

            Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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            Chris Quinn
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            Look at the case - if it's predominantly pink, or has pictures of kittens, kids or other cute animals, it is likely to belong to a lady

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              What if it's a male that acts in a stereotypical gay way. Recently I've met a lot of people who acts like they where straight out of some tv show. :) I think this is the way to guess the gender of the owner with a high probability of success but we have to consider these edge cases.

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              What kind of TV shows do you watch? :~

              You have just been Sharapova'd.

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              • E Eytukan

                Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                Just see the photo albums.. and use this formula Number of selfie pic of woman > Man = Lady's phone

                cheers,

                Super

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                  Just see the photo albums.. and use this formula Number of selfie pic of woman > Man = Lady's phone

                  cheers,

                  Super

                  ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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                  If I may tweak your algorithm a bit the gender ratio (gr) can be defined as such gr = (df \ dp) the more the gr exceeds 200 the more you can be sure the owner is female, the more the gr drops below 0.2 the more sure you can be the owner is male. In the gr equation "df" is the number of "Duck Face" selfies in the gallery and "dp" is the number of dick pics.

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                    If I may tweak your algorithm a bit the gender ratio (gr) can be defined as such gr = (df \ dp) the more the gr exceeds 200 the more you can be sure the owner is female, the more the gr drops below 0.2 the more sure you can be the owner is male. In the gr equation "df" is the number of "Duck Face" selfies in the gallery and "dp" is the number of dick pics.

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                    "dp" is the number of what? :laugh:

                    You have just been Sharapova'd.

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                      If I may tweak your algorithm a bit the gender ratio (gr) can be defined as such gr = (df \ dp) the more the gr exceeds 200 the more you can be sure the owner is female, the more the gr drops below 0.2 the more sure you can be the owner is male. In the gr equation "df" is the number of "Duck Face" selfies in the gallery and "dp" is the number of dick pics.

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                      super
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                      Your formula is more accurate but advanced :). Mine is catered to lowest common denominator

                      cheers,

                      Super

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                      • E Eytukan

                        Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                        Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                        If it is an iPhone then it is owned by a woman, a homosexual, or a celebrity. Easiest way, check the browser / twitter history for images of gentleman's literature.

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                          Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                          Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                          So... you are stalking someone and you still don't know if it's a guy or a girl... um.... :rolleyes:

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                          • E Eytukan

                            Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                            Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                            I am curious as to where you're seeing all these phones that are owned by someones but are not currently in their possession (since the person holding the thing would presumably be a bit of a giveaway)? Are you fencing stolen phones? Got a job in Lost and Found? What?

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                            • E Eytukan

                              Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                              Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                              By the apps? Does it have Facebook, Candy Crush, etc. ? Additionally, is it secured?

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                                Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                                Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                Nish Nishant
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                                Check the whatsapp received images - a higher number of topless women would indicate that it's a man's phone.

                                Regards, Nish


                                Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                  Check the whatsapp received images - a higher number of topless women would indicate that it's a man's phone.

                                  Regards, Nish


                                  Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                                  What if she's an admin for this whatsapp group called "Lgbt" :rolleyes:

                                  Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                    Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                                    Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                    Jeremy Falcon
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                                    You could ask them instead of being a creep about it. Seriously man, that's not right. If you know the person you'll know. If you don't then what's the point? Stalking?

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                                      You could ask them instead of being a creep about it. Seriously man, that's not right. If you know the person you'll know. If you don't then what's the point? Stalking?

                                      Jeremy Falcon

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                                      Garry Lowther
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                                      Surely it's so simple - real men have android, girls have iphone ;-)

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                                        You could ask them instead of being a creep about it. Seriously man, that's not right. If you know the person you'll know. If you don't then what's the point? Stalking?

                                        Jeremy Falcon

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                                        Eytukan
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                                        Damnit Jeremey! You just strained the brotherhood of real-men. We don't do stalking , do we? That's a long process. We get laid in simple steps. :rolleyes: And this is just an imaginary puzzle to see what people think about Men owning a smartphone & Women owning a smartphone. :thumbsup:

                                        Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                        • Kornfeld Eliyahu PeterK Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

                                          My current phone is my ever first 'smart' phone - it is less than one year old...Before that I had a simple flip-phone from Samsung... My phones are smart because I use them in a smart way - if not these are only a piece of metal does not matter what version number sticked to it...

                                          Skipper: We'll fix it. Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this? Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

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                                          I still use one of those Samsung flip phones. The screen and buttons are protected, unlike the smart phones that can place calls without your knowledge or crack under the weight of my fat ass. My provider keeps trying to convince me that I would be better off with a new phone on a plan that costs 1200%-1800% over the cost of my existing plan. For that amount, I could fly to Japan and buy a new flip phone off the shelf.

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