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  • E Eytukan

    Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

    Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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    super
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    Just see the photo albums.. and use this formula Number of selfie pic of woman > Man = Lady's phone

    cheers,

    Super

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      Just see the photo albums.. and use this formula Number of selfie pic of woman > Man = Lady's phone

      cheers,

      Super

      ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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      If I may tweak your algorithm a bit the gender ratio (gr) can be defined as such gr = (df \ dp) the more the gr exceeds 200 the more you can be sure the owner is female, the more the gr drops below 0.2 the more sure you can be the owner is male. In the gr equation "df" is the number of "Duck Face" selfies in the gallery and "dp" is the number of dick pics.

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        If I may tweak your algorithm a bit the gender ratio (gr) can be defined as such gr = (df \ dp) the more the gr exceeds 200 the more you can be sure the owner is female, the more the gr drops below 0.2 the more sure you can be the owner is male. In the gr equation "df" is the number of "Duck Face" selfies in the gallery and "dp" is the number of dick pics.

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        Agent__007
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        "dp" is the number of what? :laugh:

        You have just been Sharapova'd.

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          If I may tweak your algorithm a bit the gender ratio (gr) can be defined as such gr = (df \ dp) the more the gr exceeds 200 the more you can be sure the owner is female, the more the gr drops below 0.2 the more sure you can be the owner is male. In the gr equation "df" is the number of "Duck Face" selfies in the gallery and "dp" is the number of dick pics.

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          super
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          Your formula is more accurate but advanced :). Mine is catered to lowest common denominator

          cheers,

          Super

          ------------------------------------------ Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it

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          • E Eytukan

            Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

            Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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            chriselst
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            If it is an iPhone then it is owned by a woman, a homosexual, or a celebrity. Easiest way, check the browser / twitter history for images of gentleman's literature.

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            • E Eytukan

              Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

              Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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              Joan M
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              So... you are stalking someone and you still don't know if it's a guy or a girl... um.... :rolleyes:

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              • E Eytukan

                Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                I am curious as to where you're seeing all these phones that are owned by someones but are not currently in their possession (since the person holding the thing would presumably be a bit of a giveaway)? Are you fencing stolen phones? Got a job in Lost and Found? What?

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                • E Eytukan

                  Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                  Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                  PIEBALDconsult
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                  By the apps? Does it have Facebook, Candy Crush, etc. ? Additionally, is it secured?

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                  • E Eytukan

                    Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                    Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                    Nish Nishant
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                    Check the whatsapp received images - a higher number of topless women would indicate that it's a man's phone.

                    Regards, Nish


                    Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                      Check the whatsapp received images - a higher number of topless women would indicate that it's a man's phone.

                      Regards, Nish


                      Website: www.voidnish.com Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com

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                      Eytukan
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                      What if she's an admin for this whatsapp group called "Lgbt" :rolleyes:

                      Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                      • E Eytukan

                        Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                        Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                        Jeremy Falcon
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                        You could ask them instead of being a creep about it. Seriously man, that's not right. If you know the person you'll know. If you don't then what's the point? Stalking?

                        Jeremy Falcon

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                        • J Jeremy Falcon

                          You could ask them instead of being a creep about it. Seriously man, that's not right. If you know the person you'll know. If you don't then what's the point? Stalking?

                          Jeremy Falcon

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                          Garry Lowther
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                          Surely it's so simple - real men have android, girls have iphone ;-)

                          Garry Lowther CEO and Founder TriSys Business Software Cambridge, England www.trisys.co.uk

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                          • J Jeremy Falcon

                            You could ask them instead of being a creep about it. Seriously man, that's not right. If you know the person you'll know. If you don't then what's the point? Stalking?

                            Jeremy Falcon

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                            Eytukan
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                            Damnit Jeremey! You just strained the brotherhood of real-men. We don't do stalking , do we? That's a long process. We get laid in simple steps. :rolleyes: And this is just an imaginary puzzle to see what people think about Men owning a smartphone & Women owning a smartphone. :thumbsup:

                            Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                              My current phone is my ever first 'smart' phone - it is less than one year old...Before that I had a simple flip-phone from Samsung... My phones are smart because I use them in a smart way - if not these are only a piece of metal does not matter what version number sticked to it...

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                              I still use one of those Samsung flip phones. The screen and buttons are protected, unlike the smart phones that can place calls without your knowledge or crack under the weight of my fat ass. My provider keeps trying to convince me that I would be better off with a new phone on a plan that costs 1200%-1800% over the cost of my existing plan. For that amount, I could fly to Japan and buy a new flip phone off the shelf.

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                              • E Eytukan

                                Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                                Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                Fabio Franco
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                                Simple, look at the lock screen background image. - Guys: Leave the stock background image or put things men like, like a sports car. - Girls: Put a selfie picture, or other girly stuff.

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                                • G Garry Lowther

                                  Surely it's so simple - real men have android, girls have iphone ;-)

                                  Garry Lowther CEO and Founder TriSys Business Software Cambridge, England www.trisys.co.uk

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                                  Fabio Franco
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                                  You got it

                                  To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems - Homer Simpson ---- Our heads are round so our thoughts can change direction - Francis Picabia

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                                  • E Eytukan

                                    Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                                    Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                    R Erasmus
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                                    Count the number of apps that come pre-installed. Subtract it from the total apps on the phone. If it is less than 10, you know it is a lady's phone.

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                                    • G Garry Lowther

                                      Surely it's so simple - real men have android, girls have iphone ;-)

                                      Garry Lowther CEO and Founder TriSys Business Software Cambridge, England www.trisys.co.uk

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                                      Jeremy Falcon
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                                      :)

                                      Jeremy Falcon

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                                      • E Eytukan

                                        Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                                        Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                        svella
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                                        Depends on the woman, but in my experience many women's smart phones have a makeup laced cheek print on the screen.

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                                        • E Eytukan

                                          Is there a quick way to find if a smartphone's being owned by a guy or a lady? What signs you'll for when you are asked to solve this puzzle? :)

                                          Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

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                                          BrainiacV
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                                          Is the wallpaper a kitten? = LadyPhone

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