Prophet of doom
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Thurday April 3, 2003. 2:00 PM cst As the Coalition forces close in on Baghdad there's been almost no resistance to their advance. Where is everybody? Is this the part where we hear about a massive dump of chemical weapons on US and British troops?:eek: I'm worried.
"HELP? No wait, cancel that. It says HELF." - Gary Larson, The Far Side
Here in my office there is a girl that believes in any "magic" or "esoteric" BS she can gets her hands on. So, now she’s a prophet, saying that April, 17th Saddam will use his WMDs, and April, 19th , US will use nukes. The funny thing is that she already predicted tons of things and none of them ever became true. She even predicted that would win the biggest Brazilian lottery (Megasena) two months ago, but for a strange reason she still keeps working here... :)
It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)
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Here in my office there is a girl that believes in any "magic" or "esoteric" BS she can gets her hands on. So, now she’s a prophet, saying that April, 17th Saddam will use his WMDs, and April, 19th , US will use nukes. The funny thing is that she already predicted tons of things and none of them ever became true. She even predicted that would win the biggest Brazilian lottery (Megasena) two months ago, but for a strange reason she still keeps working here... :)
It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)
http://www.randi.org/[^] Please tattoo this link on her forehead. The funny thing is that she already predicted tons of things and none of them ever became true. As with bad science, failure never deters them. Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
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http://www.randi.org/[^] Please tattoo this link on her forehead. The funny thing is that she already predicted tons of things and none of them ever became true. As with bad science, failure never deters them. Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
Tim Smith wrote: The funny thing is that she already predicted tons of things and none of them ever became true. As with bad science, failure never deters them. But if by pure luck she predicts something right, she'll become a goddess.
It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)
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http://www.randi.org/[^] Please tattoo this link on her forehead. The funny thing is that she already predicted tons of things and none of them ever became true. As with bad science, failure never deters them. Tim Smith I'm going to patent thought. I have yet to see any prior art.
Tim Smith wrote: As with bad science, failure never deters them. Amen. :| -c
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Here in my office there is a girl that believes in any "magic" or "esoteric" BS she can gets her hands on. So, now she’s a prophet, saying that April, 17th Saddam will use his WMDs, and April, 19th , US will use nukes. The funny thing is that she already predicted tons of things and none of them ever became true. She even predicted that would win the biggest Brazilian lottery (Megasena) two months ago, but for a strange reason she still keeps working here... :)
It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)
Well I'm not saying it will happen. I'm just a little nervous, that's all. Your story reminds me of the certain religious movements. They are constantly predicting the end of the world. People sell everything and give it to the leaders, and then they wait and nothing happens. So then they gotta rebuild from scratch.
"HELP? No wait, cancel that. It says HELF." - Gary Larson, The Far Side
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Here in my office there is a girl that believes in any "magic" or "esoteric" BS she can gets her hands on. So, now she’s a prophet, saying that April, 17th Saddam will use his WMDs, and April, 19th , US will use nukes. The funny thing is that she already predicted tons of things and none of them ever became true. She even predicted that would win the biggest Brazilian lottery (Megasena) two months ago, but for a strange reason she still keeps working here... :)
It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)
Daniel Turini wrote: Here in my office there is a girl that believes in any "magic" or "esoteric" BS she can gets her hands on. What? You know my ex-wife??? Wow. Small world! Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
Well I'm not saying it will happen. I'm just a little nervous, that's all. Your story reminds me of the certain religious movements. They are constantly predicting the end of the world. People sell everything and give it to the leaders, and then they wait and nothing happens. So then they gotta rebuild from scratch.
"HELP? No wait, cancel that. It says HELF." - Gary Larson, The Far Side
Kevnar wrote: They are constantly predicting the end of the world. People sell everything and give it to the leaders, and then they wait and nothing happens. Some movements are worse than this: a fanatic movement whose church happens to be near my home says that the world HAS ended. It's only that you are so faithless that you didn't even notice it.
It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)
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Here in my office there is a girl that believes in any "magic" or "esoteric" BS she can gets her hands on. So, now she’s a prophet, saying that April, 17th Saddam will use his WMDs, and April, 19th , US will use nukes. The funny thing is that she already predicted tons of things and none of them ever became true. She even predicted that would win the biggest Brazilian lottery (Megasena) two months ago, but for a strange reason she still keeps working here... :)
It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)
Daniel Turini wrote: The funny thing is that she already predicted tons of things and none of them ever became true. I think that's an ex-gf of mine... Guess what prediction didn't come true... :eek:
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Here in my office there is a girl that believes in any "magic" or "esoteric" BS she can gets her hands on. So, now she’s a prophet, saying that April, 17th Saddam will use his WMDs, and April, 19th , US will use nukes. The funny thing is that she already predicted tons of things and none of them ever became true. She even predicted that would win the biggest Brazilian lottery (Megasena) two months ago, but for a strange reason she still keeps working here... :)
It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)
Daniel Turini wrote: Here in my office there is a girl that believes in any "magic" or "esoteric" BS she can gets her hands on I love chicks like that.:rose:
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Daniel Turini wrote: Here in my office there is a girl that believes in any "magic" or "esoteric" BS she can gets her hands on. What? You know my ex-wife??? Wow. Small world! Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files"Marc Clifton wrote: What? You know my ex-wife??? Wow. Small world! Actually, she's divorced. :) Can you imagine living in a world populated by elves, fairies, witches (she says she's a "Wicka Witch")? :omg: I think she has no hope anymore. On the other day, when I entered her room at the office, she screamed "STOP!", because otherwise I would step on her "protection snake". :suss: It seems that her snake is not so poweful :cool:
It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)
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Marc Clifton wrote: What? You know my ex-wife??? Wow. Small world! Actually, she's divorced. :) Can you imagine living in a world populated by elves, fairies, witches (she says she's a "Wicka Witch")? :omg: I think she has no hope anymore. On the other day, when I entered her room at the office, she screamed "STOP!", because otherwise I would step on her "protection snake". :suss: It seems that her snake is not so poweful :cool:
It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)
Daniel Turini wrote: she says she's a "Wicka Witch I went to a Wicka meeting once. I was disappointed. I was hoping for beautiful young witches. They really LOOKED like witches. Bleah. Obviously, they forgot to quaff their beauty potions. However, this warlock told a really great story ala American Indian mythology that he'd invented himself. It was quite beautiful. Marc Help! I'm an AI running around in someone's f*cked up universe simulator.
Sensitivity and ethnic diversity means celebrating difference, not hiding from it. - Christian Graus
Every line of code is a liability - Taka Muraoka
Microsoft deliberately adds arbitrary layers of complexity to make it difficult to deliver Windows features on non-Windows platforms--Microsoft's "Halloween files" -
Kevnar wrote: They are constantly predicting the end of the world. People sell everything and give it to the leaders, and then they wait and nothing happens. Some movements are worse than this: a fanatic movement whose church happens to be near my home says that the world HAS ended. It's only that you are so faithless that you didn't even notice it.
It's not the fall that kills you: it's the sudden stop - Down by Law, Jim Jamursch (1986)
:eek: How exactly do they get anyone to believe that? :confused: "Yeah, and I invented the spellchecker" - fellow inventor Dan Quayle on hearing that Al Gore invented the Internet.