You are all fired, Treasure Island!

[morzel]

This is why you shouldn't take acid before commenting :) https://jaxenter.com/oracle-and-javas-planned-obsolescence-121144.html#comment-2286003257[^] "I discovered and patented how to structure any data"

[megaadam]

Where is Mr. Osmo when you really need him? :confused:

Life is too shor

[Pete OHanlon]

Sshhh! We don't talk about that.

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[megaadam]

Ah I see. When am I getting my shovel back?

Life is too shor

[Lost User]

From his last message: '...Few days ago Oracle began to structure data - Oracle killed SQL,...' I wonder if that's the image they wanted to have... Edit: And if his thingie can really turn novels into code, then don't ever give it something like 'The Invincible'[^] to read.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

[Duncan Edwards Jones]

Pretty sure that's a bot...and not a particularly good one. (The "amanfrommars" bot on www.theregister.co.uk is much better)

[Pete OHanlon]

And this, children, is why you should never do drugs while at the keyboard.

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[Pete OHanlon]

I don't think he likes Oracle[^]

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[HobbyProggy]

Well maybe we should burn him before he takes skynet online ?

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

[morzel]

If it is a bot, it is a good one - perfectly pretending to be an insane person. Plus it has a sense of humor: "Q: oh, i just have a simple question then, How do your system works if i just want to print "Hello World" on my console? A: Actually it depends whom do you speak to. The reaction cannot be foreseen, everything depends which Lexical Clone you talk to, on its mood. And Clones constantly change: after each conversation they learn new. It prints 'I love you!'" :)

[Nagy Vilmos]

Well said, stick to beer, coffee and BACON!

veni bibi saltavi

[Pete OHanlon]

Ah, the holy Trinity.

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[Nelek]

:confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: You forgetting gyn? :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: Who are you and what did you do with Nagy... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

[Colin Mullikin]

Definitely not a bot. Do a Google search and you get a lot of results, including actual software patents granted by the US Patent Office.

The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

[Nagy Vilmos]

Gin is for relaxing, beer for work.

veni bibi saltavi