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  • M morzel

    This is why you shouldn't take acid before commenting :) https://jaxenter.com/oracle-and-javas-planned-obsolescence-121144.html#comment-2286003257[^] "I discovered and patented how to structure any data"

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    Duncan Edwards Jones
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    Pretty sure that's a bot...and not a particularly good one. (The "amanfrommars" bot on www.theregister.co.uk is much better)

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    • M morzel

      This is why you shouldn't take acid before commenting :) https://jaxenter.com/oracle-and-javas-planned-obsolescence-121144.html#comment-2286003257[^] "I discovered and patented how to structure any data"

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      Pete OHanlon
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      And this, children, is why you should never do drugs while at the keyboard.

      This space for rent

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      • M morzel

        This is why you shouldn't take acid before commenting :) https://jaxenter.com/oracle-and-javas-planned-obsolescence-121144.html#comment-2286003257[^] "I discovered and patented how to structure any data"

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        Pete OHanlon
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        I don't think he likes Oracle[^]

        This space for rent

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        • M morzel

          This is why you shouldn't take acid before commenting :) https://jaxenter.com/oracle-and-javas-planned-obsolescence-121144.html#comment-2286003257[^] "I discovered and patented how to structure any data"

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          HobbyProggy
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          Well maybe we should burn him before he takes skynet online ?

          Rules for the FOSW ![^]

          if(this.signature != "")
          {
          MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
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          else
          {
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          • D Duncan Edwards Jones

            Pretty sure that's a bot...and not a particularly good one. (The "amanfrommars" bot on www.theregister.co.uk is much better)

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            morzel
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            If it is a bot, it is a good one - perfectly pretending to be an insane person. Plus it has a sense of humor: "Q: oh, i just have a simple question then, How do your system works if i just want to print "Hello World" on my console? A: Actually it depends whom do you speak to. The reaction cannot be foreseen, everything depends which Lexical Clone you talk to, on its mood. And Clones constantly change: after each conversation they learn new. It prints 'I love you!'" :)

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              And this, children, is why you should never do drugs while at the keyboard.

              This space for rent

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Well said, stick to beer, coffee and BACON!

              veni bibi saltavi

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                Well said, stick to beer, coffee and BACON!

                veni bibi saltavi

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                Pete OHanlon
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                Ah, the holy Trinity.

                This space for rent

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Well said, stick to beer, coffee and BACON!

                  veni bibi saltavi

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                  Nelek
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                  :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: You forgetting gyn? :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: Who are you and what did you do with Nagy... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                  M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                  • D Duncan Edwards Jones

                    Pretty sure that's a bot...and not a particularly good one. (The "amanfrommars" bot on www.theregister.co.uk is much better)

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                    Colin Mullikin
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                    Definitely not a bot. Do a Google search and you get a lot of results, including actual software patents granted by the US Patent Office.

                    The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin

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                    • N Nelek

                      :confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused::confused: You forgetting gyn? :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: :doh: Who are you and what did you do with Nagy... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

                      M.D.V. ;) If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about? Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Gin is for relaxing, beer for work.

                      veni bibi saltavi

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