Mentalists
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Yet another contribution to the true spirit of Christmas (the commercial spirit). (with apologies to Tom Lehrer)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
The true Spirit of Christmas is Sloe Gin. :-D
veni bibi saltavi
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Gawd! Ripping off the terminally stupid or "over-Christmassed". I wish I'd thought of that... :sigh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote:
I wish I'd thought of that...
Yep, that was my conclusion too. I know what I'll be doing next year.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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I had an advert about this come through my door a couple of weeks ago[^] They were charging £5 a pet. Over 300 people have paid £5 for their pet to see Santa Paws.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
What the hell is wrong with people?, this is obviously just a rip-off. Wonder if Mother Easter would work?
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What the hell is wrong with people?, this is obviously just a rip-off. Wonder if Mother Easter would work?
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Gawd! Ripping off the terminally stupid or "over-Christmassed". I wish I'd thought of that... :sigh:
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
More than 300 dogs, as well as a rabbit and a guinea pig... Not a single cat.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns. -
More than 300 dogs, as well as a rabbit and a guinea pig... Not a single cat.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.CDP1802 wrote:
Not a single cat.
It's well known that cats hate Christmas - that's why they kick the sh*t out of the Christmas Tree... :laugh: It's the guinea pig meeting Santa that worries me...:~
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Mike Hankey wrote:
Wonder if Mother Easter would work?
Doubt it but I'm sure that dogs would love a chance to chase the Easter Bunny!
Don't they do that at dog tracks?
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You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest. -
Don't they do that at dog tracks?
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You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest. -
Don't they do that at dog tracks?
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You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest. -
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The true Spirit of Christmas is Sloe Gin. :-D
veni bibi saltavi
:) Personally, I'm partial to an Irish coffee made with single-malt Bushmill's.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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I had an advert about this come through my door a couple of weeks ago[^] They were charging £5 a pet. Over 300 people have paid £5 for their pet to see Santa Paws.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
And santa is so pet friendly he wears bloody great thick gloves so he doesn't actually touch the animals.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
