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  • L Lost User

    chriselst wrote:

    I know what I'll be doing next year.

    Taking your dog to Tamworth?

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    He might have been a complete bastard yesterday but there's no need to inflict Tamworth on him.

    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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      I had an advert about this come through my door a couple of weeks ago[^] They were charging £5 a pet. Over 300 people have paid £5 for their pet to see Santa Paws.

      Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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      Mike Hankey
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      What the hell is wrong with people?, this is obviously just a rip-off. Wonder if Mother Easter would work?

      New version: WinHeist Version
      You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.

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      • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

        What the hell is wrong with people?, this is obviously just a rip-off. Wonder if Mother Easter would work?

        New version: WinHeist Version
        You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.

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        Mike Hankey wrote:

        Wonder if Mother Easter would work?

        Doubt it but I'm sure that dogs would love a chance to chase the Easter Bunny!

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          Gawd! Ripping off the terminally stupid or "over-Christmassed". I wish I'd thought of that... :sigh:

          Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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          More than 300 dogs, as well as a rabbit and a guinea pig... Not a single cat.

          The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
          This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
          "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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            More than 300 dogs, as well as a rabbit and a guinea pig... Not a single cat.

            The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
            This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a fucking golf cart.
            "I don't know, extraterrestrial?" "You mean like from space?" "No, from Canada." If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

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            OriginalGriff
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            CDP1802 wrote:

            Not a single cat.

            It's well known that cats hate Christmas - that's why they kick the sh*t out of the Christmas Tree... :laugh: It's the guinea pig meeting Santa that worries me...:~

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Mike Hankey wrote:

              Wonder if Mother Easter would work?

              Doubt it but I'm sure that dogs would love a chance to chase the Easter Bunny!

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              Don't they do that at dog tracks?

              New version: WinHeist Version
              You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.

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              • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                Don't they do that at dog tracks?

                New version: WinHeist Version
                You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.

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                OriginalGriff
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                Depends on the Bunny[^]

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                  Don't they do that at dog tracks?

                  New version: WinHeist Version
                  You didn't fall from the stupid tree you got dragged through the whole dumbass forest.

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                  Mike Hankey wrote:

                  Don't they do that at dog tracks?

                  Well yeah, but why should greyhounds get all the fun?

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Depends on the Bunny[^]

                    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                    chriselst
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                    I was thinking of this one[^]

                    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      The true Spirit of Christmas is Sloe Gin. :-D

                      veni bibi saltavi

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                      Daniel Pfeffer
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                      :) Personally, I'm partial to an Irish coffee made with single-malt Bushmill's.

                      If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill

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                      • C chriselst

                        I had an advert about this come through my door a couple of weeks ago[^] They were charging £5 a pet. Over 300 people have paid £5 for their pet to see Santa Paws.

                        Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                        Mycroft Holmes
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                        And santa is so pet friendly he wears bloody great thick gloves so he doesn't actually touch the animals.

                        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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