Cell Phones ARE hazardous to your health!
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Just not in the way that is often cited. San Diego man 'plummeted to his death while distracted by his phone' | Daily Mail Online[^] Ouch.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Just not in the way that is often cited. San Diego man 'plummeted to his death while distracted by his phone' | Daily Mail Online[^] Ouch.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Suicide with plausible deniability.
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Just not in the way that is often cited. San Diego man 'plummeted to his death while distracted by his phone' | Daily Mail Online[^] Ouch.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
I predict that as part of the misguided attempts to protect the idiots of the world from any and all possible dangers, the next version of the user manual will contain the line:
Please exercise caution while walking near open manholes, the edges of cliffs, and other hazards to falling.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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I predict that as part of the misguided attempts to protect the idiots of the world from any and all possible dangers, the next version of the user manual will contain the line:
Please exercise caution while walking near open manholes, the edges of cliffs, and other hazards to falling.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
Who knows what's already in there, nobody reads the manual anyway :D
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Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
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Who knows what's already in there, nobody reads the manual anyway :D
Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.
Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra
Regards, Sander
The lawyers know. Be very afraid... :)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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Just not in the way that is often cited. San Diego man 'plummeted to his death while distracted by his phone' | Daily Mail Online[^] Ouch.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
One Zombie at a time.
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Just not in the way that is often cited. San Diego man 'plummeted to his death while distracted by his phone' | Daily Mail Online[^] Ouch.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Just not in the way that is often cited. San Diego man 'plummeted to his death while distracted by his phone' | Daily Mail Online[^] Ouch.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
A small modification in title: Cell Phones ARE hazardous to your life!
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I predict that as part of the misguided attempts to protect the idiots of the world from any and all possible dangers, the next version of the user manual will contain the line:
Please exercise caution while walking near open manholes, the edges of cliffs, and other hazards to falling.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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In my part of the world, you typically get a short "quick start" guide in the package, which tells you how to insert the battery and SIM, what the various buttons do, etc. It often includes useful warnings such as "flushing your new phone down the toilet will void its warranty".
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack. --Winston Churchill
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Just not in the way that is often cited. San Diego man 'plummeted to his death while distracted by his phone' | Daily Mail Online[^] Ouch.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
Cue Wile E. Coyote.
Software Zen:
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Just not in the way that is often cited. San Diego man 'plummeted to his death while distracted by his phone' | Daily Mail Online[^] Ouch.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism. Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
