Thought of the Weak
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I have 4* Dads and Moms who collectively claim me as theirs 50%** of the time. No wonder they call me "Half-pint". I'd prefer "236.588 Milliliter Man". ==== *true, that **ok, really, 100% of the time, but go with the joke...:cool:
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I have 4* Dads and Moms who collectively claim me as theirs 50%** of the time. No wonder they call me "Half-pint". I'd prefer "236.588 Milliliter Man". ==== *true, that **ok, really, 100% of the time, but go with the joke...:cool:
Better than having parents that are bakers and claiming you 50% of the time...then you might be called half-baked?
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They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain -
Better than having parents that are bakers and claiming you 50% of the time...then you might be called half-baked?
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They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt CobainGood one. That title goes to the joke!
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I have 4* Dads and Moms who collectively claim me as theirs 50%** of the time. No wonder they call me "Half-pint". I'd prefer "236.588 Milliliter Man". ==== *true, that **ok, really, 100% of the time, but go with the joke...:cool:
MacSpudster wrote:
they call me "Half-pint"
I call you full wasted... :~
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I have 4* Dads and Moms who collectively claim me as theirs 50%** of the time. No wonder they call me "Half-pint". I'd prefer "236.588 Milliliter Man". ==== *true, that **ok, really, 100% of the time, but go with the joke...:cool:
If they call you that whilst they are collectively claiming you for 50% of the time, must we assume that they collectively disown you for the other 50%? :omg:
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If they call you that whilst they are collectively claiming you for 50% of the time, must we assume that they collectively disown you for the other 50%? :omg:
Assume you did, though I'll actively *not* include myself in the inferential. If one actively claims 50% or any other less-than-100%, this does not equate to that of one actively *disclaiming* the remainder (e.g, 50% disowned). One can actively give food to a homeless person 50% of the time and, as well, leave food for anyone to enjoy the other 50%, which is not the same as actively NOT giving food to the homeless person 50% of the time. Butt, like another comment noted, the joke is half-baked (which is actively purposed!).