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    I have 4* Dads and Moms who collectively claim me as theirs 50%** of the time. No wonder they call me "Half-pint". I'd prefer "236.588 Milliliter Man". ==== *true, that **ok, really, 100% of the time, but go with the joke...:cool:

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      I have 4* Dads and Moms who collectively claim me as theirs 50%** of the time. No wonder they call me "Half-pint". I'd prefer "236.588 Milliliter Man". ==== *true, that **ok, really, 100% of the time, but go with the joke...:cool:

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      Better than having parents that are bakers and claiming you 50% of the time...then you might be called half-baked?

      New version: WinHeist Version
      They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain

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        Better than having parents that are bakers and claiming you 50% of the time...then you might be called half-baked?

        New version: WinHeist Version
        They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain

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        Good one. That title goes to the joke!

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          I have 4* Dads and Moms who collectively claim me as theirs 50%** of the time. No wonder they call me "Half-pint". I'd prefer "236.588 Milliliter Man". ==== *true, that **ok, really, 100% of the time, but go with the joke...:cool:

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          MacSpudster wrote:

          they call me "Half-pint"

          I call you full wasted... :~

          Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

          Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

          Regards, Sander

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            I have 4* Dads and Moms who collectively claim me as theirs 50%** of the time. No wonder they call me "Half-pint". I'd prefer "236.588 Milliliter Man". ==== *true, that **ok, really, 100% of the time, but go with the joke...:cool:

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            If they call you that whilst they are collectively claiming you for 50% of the time, must we assume that they collectively disown you for the other 50%? :omg:

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              If they call you that whilst they are collectively claiming you for 50% of the time, must we assume that they collectively disown you for the other 50%? :omg:

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              Assume you did, though I'll actively *not* include myself in the inferential. If one actively claims 50% or any other less-than-100%, this does not equate to that of one actively *disclaiming* the remainder (e.g, 50% disowned). One can actively give food to a homeless person 50% of the time and, as well, leave food for anyone to enjoy the other 50%, which is not the same as actively NOT giving food to the homeless person 50% of the time. Butt, like another comment noted, the joke is half-baked (which is actively purposed!).

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