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  • C chriselst

    Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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    OriginalGriff
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    #2

    'The reporter moved during the demonstration, and the "stabber" missed the vest.' :laugh:

    Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • C chriselst

      Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

      Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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      HobbyProggy
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      #3

      "The car is functioning, you just can't move it or sit in." "We tested it all over the world..."

      Rules for the FOSW ![^]

      if(this.signature != "")
      {
      MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
      }
      else
      {
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      • H HobbyProggy

        "The car is functioning, you just can't move it or sit in." "We tested it all over the world..."

        Rules for the FOSW ![^]

        if(this.signature != "")
        {
        MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
        }
        else
        {
        MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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        Lost User
        wrote on last edited by
        #4

        Quote:

        "We tested it all over the world..."

        Sounds like a sales pitch from Volkswagen?

        How do we preserve the wisdom men will need, when their violent passions are spent? - The Lost Horizon

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        • H HobbyProggy

          "The car is functioning, you just can't move it or sit in." "We tested it all over the world..."

          Rules for the FOSW ![^]

          if(this.signature != "")
          {
          MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
          }
          else
          {
          MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
          }

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          Sander Rossel
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          #5

          HobbyProggy wrote:

          "We tested it all over the world..."

          To make sure the vest doesn't behave differently in other locations :laugh:

          Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

          Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

          Regards, Sander

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          • L Lost User

            Quote:

            "We tested it all over the world..."

            Sounds like a sales pitch from Volkswagen?

            How do we preserve the wisdom men will need, when their violent passions are spent? - The Lost Horizon

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            HobbyProggy
            wrote on last edited by
            #6

            Well they are still cleaner than american cars :)

            Rules for the FOSW ![^]

            if(this.signature != "")
            {
            MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
            }
            else
            {
            MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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            • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

              HobbyProggy wrote:

              "We tested it all over the world..."

              To make sure the vest doesn't behave differently in other locations :laugh:

              Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

              Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

              Regards, Sander

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              OriginalGriff
              wrote on last edited by
              #7

              Yeah, but after he was stabbed, did they take it off and put it back on again?

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                'The reporter moved during the demonstration, and the "stabber" missed the vest.' :laugh:

                Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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                Chris Quinn
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                #8

                I believe bulletproof vests are not particularly effective against shots to the head

                ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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                • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                  HobbyProggy wrote:

                  "We tested it all over the world..."

                  To make sure the vest doesn't behave differently in other locations :laugh:

                  Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                  Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                  Regards, Sander

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                  Member 11683251
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #9

                  Well localization is important.

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                  • C chriselst

                    Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

                    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                    Lost User
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                    #10

                    He's alive, isn't he? I think the vest has done a good job. It's just like a bulletproof vest. If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

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                    • L Lost User

                      He's alive, isn't he? I think the vest has done a good job. It's just like a bulletproof vest. If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

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                      Rage
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                      ones and zeros wrote:

                      If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

                      Yeah, I have always thought they should design some headwear, maybe made up of solid metal, to protect the head. Maybe that will come anytime soon[^].

                      Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                      • C chriselst

                        Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

                        Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                        Kevin Marois
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                        "The reporter moved during the demonstration, and the "stabber" missed the vest." So If someone wants to stab you, stand very still.

                        If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                        • L Lost User

                          He's alive, isn't he? I think the vest has done a good job. It's just like a bulletproof vest. If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

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                          Wastedtalent
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                          He missed out on this years Darwin award. Never mind, still 359 days to go.

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                          • C chriselst

                            Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

                            Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                            Mike Hankey
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                            and the Titanic was unsinkable!

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                            They all laugh at me because I'm different; I laugh at them because they're all the same. Kurt Cobain

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