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  • C chriselst

    Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

    Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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    HobbyProggy
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    "The car is functioning, you just can't move it or sit in." "We tested it all over the world..."

    Rules for the FOSW ![^]

    if(this.signature != "")
    {
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    }
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    • H HobbyProggy

      "The car is functioning, you just can't move it or sit in." "We tested it all over the world..."

      Rules for the FOSW ![^]

      if(this.signature != "")
      {
      MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
      }
      else
      {
      MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
      }

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      Lost User
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      #4

      Quote:

      "We tested it all over the world..."

      Sounds like a sales pitch from Volkswagen?

      How do we preserve the wisdom men will need, when their violent passions are spent? - The Lost Horizon

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      • H HobbyProggy

        "The car is functioning, you just can't move it or sit in." "We tested it all over the world..."

        Rules for the FOSW ![^]

        if(this.signature != "")
        {
        MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
        }
        else
        {
        MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
        }

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        Sander Rossel
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        #5

        HobbyProggy wrote:

        "We tested it all over the world..."

        To make sure the vest doesn't behave differently in other locations :laugh:

        Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

        Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

        Regards, Sander

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        • L Lost User

          Quote:

          "We tested it all over the world..."

          Sounds like a sales pitch from Volkswagen?

          How do we preserve the wisdom men will need, when their violent passions are spent? - The Lost Horizon

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          HobbyProggy
          wrote on last edited by
          #6

          Well they are still cleaner than american cars :)

          Rules for the FOSW ![^]

          if(this.signature != "")
          {
          MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
          }
          else
          {
          MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
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          • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

            HobbyProggy wrote:

            "We tested it all over the world..."

            To make sure the vest doesn't behave differently in other locations :laugh:

            Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

            Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

            Regards, Sander

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            OriginalGriff
            wrote on last edited by
            #7

            Yeah, but after he was stabbed, did they take it off and put it back on again?

            Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              'The reporter moved during the demonstration, and the "stabber" missed the vest.' :laugh:

              Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

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              Chris Quinn
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              #8

              I believe bulletproof vests are not particularly effective against shots to the head

              ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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              • Sander RosselS Sander Rossel

                HobbyProggy wrote:

                "We tested it all over the world..."

                To make sure the vest doesn't behave differently in other locations :laugh:

                Visit my blog at Sander's bits - Writing the code you need. Or read my articles at my CodeProject profile.

                Simplicity is prerequisite for reliability. — Edsger W. Dijkstra

                Regards, Sander

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                Member 11683251
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                #9

                Well localization is important.

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                • C chriselst

                  Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

                  Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                  Lost User
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                  #10

                  He's alive, isn't he? I think the vest has done a good job. It's just like a bulletproof vest. If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

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                  • L Lost User

                    He's alive, isn't he? I think the vest has done a good job. It's just like a bulletproof vest. If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

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                    Rage
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                    #11

                    ones and zeros wrote:

                    If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

                    Yeah, I have always thought they should design some headwear, maybe made up of solid metal, to protect the head. Maybe that will come anytime soon[^].

                    Do not escape reality : improve reality !

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                    • C chriselst

                      Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

                      Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                      Kevin Marois
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                      "The reporter moved during the demonstration, and the "stabber" missed the vest." So If someone wants to stab you, stand very still.

                      If it's not broken, fix it until it is

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                      • L Lost User

                        He's alive, isn't he? I think the vest has done a good job. It's just like a bulletproof vest. If you're shot in the head, then bad luck.

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                        Wastedtalent
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                        #13

                        He missed out on this years Darwin award. Never mind, still 359 days to go.

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                        • C chriselst

                          Make sure they stab you in the right place[^]

                          Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.

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                          Mike Hankey
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                          and the Titanic was unsinkable!

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